Sam is one of the most wonderful person I have ever met. They will always make you laugh no matter how sad you are. They care about you more than you know, even though some people may think they are an asshole, they are the sweetest person to ever meet. They would save you from an alligator as long as it didn't try to eat them. They are perfect in every way possible. Best people!!!!
by Osamu December 31, 2020
Get the Sammug. by juuling_cat November 8, 2019
Get the Sammug. by Cumins October 23, 2019
Get the Sam Imug. She is the most amazing, kind-hearted, down to earth, beautiful( even though she doesn’t know it) funny, and lovable girl and friend out there. Any guy would be lucky to have her
by Elizabeth1245 December 19, 2019
Get the Sam Nokajmug. 3 guys skull fucking a barely legal freshly 18 little blonde boy, shooting ropes of semen in his eye balls, and then each one penetrating his rectum where they release their warm embrace, after which the blonde boy fucks each of them in the rectum and releases his warm embrace, then each of them poop and bounce that ass on his chest so that it splatters all while getting paid $192k
“Did you hear a drummer did that for money?”
“Yeah I heard they’re calling it Sam’s Theory”
“Is that the one where 3 guys skull fucking a barely legal freshly 18 little blonde boy, shooting ropes of semen in his eye balls, and then each one penetrating his rectum where they release their warm embrace, after which the blonde boy fucks each of them in the rectum and releases his warm embrace, then each of them poop and bounce that ass on his chest so that it splatters all while getting paid $192k??”
“Yeah dude I think that’s the one”
“Chills dude… Chills”
“Yeah I heard they’re calling it Sam’s Theory”
“Is that the one where 3 guys skull fucking a barely legal freshly 18 little blonde boy, shooting ropes of semen in his eye balls, and then each one penetrating his rectum where they release their warm embrace, after which the blonde boy fucks each of them in the rectum and releases his warm embrace, then each of them poop and bounce that ass on his chest so that it splatters all while getting paid $192k??”
“Yeah dude I think that’s the one”
“Chills dude… Chills”
by boxes507 November 7, 2025
Get the Sam’s Theorymug. by Litpussy March 28, 2020
Get the Sammug. Sam is the guy that everyone wants. He’s handsome and is loving. He’s the guy you want for forever and always. The one you’ll love more then any bad days ahead. His eyes are a deep brown that you’d forever get lost in. He’s the guy that you say you love more but he says it’s a tie. He is perfect in every way and you want him to hold you and never let go. His arms are safe. He is your home.
by anonymous0106 November 25, 2021
Get the Sammug.