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Taco Bell Baby

A taco bell baby is the feeling you get after you eat taco bell. You think your stomach looks big, and you feel larger after eating taco bell. When you shit it out, it feels like you have just given birth to a baby, but it was really your taco bell. You feel the bloating go away, like you just lost baby weight.
"Ouch, that must have been my taco bell baby." Jessa says.
"Oof, that is going to hurt when you have to shit it out." Jessa's mom says.
by Tessa1234589 July 17, 2018
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Taco Bell Tuesday

When someone orders Taco Bell on a Tuesday, usually followed up by a bad case of the shits.
Guy 1: "Alright boys, it's Taco Bell Tuesday!"
Guy 2: "Aw, fuck!"
by johnfortnitekreger April 4, 2023
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taco bell money

Guy 1: Dude I'm hungry but I'm broke
Guy 2: No worries man, I got some taco bell money
by JustGoNow November 15, 2018
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taco tuesday guy

This guy is all about Taco Tuesday. He will invite any and all within shouting distance to attend the festivities. This guy usually rolls solo to this event, but prior to his departure will apply copious amounts of Old Spice. 2 dollar tacos are first on his agenda, but a close second is a Lady of the Night.
John would like to invite you ladies and gents to Sloppy Jose's for Taco Tuesday. Old Spice is a requirement for this Taco Tuesday Guy!
by Tacotuesdayguy January 15, 2016
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mexi-man taco

when you eat the bean burrito that comes out of a mans ass
jeff: did you hear?
tom: what?
jeff: i gave stacy a mexi-man taco last night
tom: nice
by D. Sanchez! January 24, 2010
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Taco Bell Dipstick

When having anal sex, the man pulls out so that their partner can perform fellatio, then resumes. Unlike regular ass-to-mouth, the Taco Bell Dipstick only occurs if the anal sex continues after the blowjob.
"My girlfriend let me give her a Taco Bell Dipstick for my birthday."
by Eleven Tails February 15, 2020
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Taco Bell titties

When you eat so much Taco Bell and all of the fat goes to your breasts.
I've had Taco Bell so many times this month, I'm starting to get Taco Bell titties.
by JoshleenTrash July 14, 2016
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