beating the slab

male masturbation i.e. jacking off. The slab is the phallic device.

-Why is Eugene locked in his room?
-He's probably beating the slab.

by Wilbertforce October 4, 2012

Dead-beat father

A father that neglects their childrn financially and emotionally, playing an insignificant or zero parental role in the childrens rearing, failing to invest time, effort, and basic vital necessities to their offspring.

After asking Susan's dead-beat father if he could help pay for her birthday party, he not only refused but he also said he already had plans on that day.

by Komickazee February 19, 2024

beat a straight day

Beat a straight day is a day where you can beat any person, male/female who is attracted to the opposite sex. This occurs every year on the 27th of February.

I cannot wait for beat a straight day

by mikeoxlongrvanurs June 25, 2022

Beat my Shen

To build something up for a massive explosion

Fucken...Beat my Shen

by Brondips September 24, 2024

outside beating a slight

Going out (outside) and drinking/consuming ( beating) something not too heavy (a slight)

Ethan only had one beer so he said "Outside beating a slight"

by anonymous February 17, 2023

beat

(Adj):Totally amd completely irrelevant and useless and stupid and bad
This is an insult. To be called "beat" is like being dismissed with a "Bye Felica".

Place of origin: Riverview Jr/Sr High
Coined by: Daniel Weight

Example One
Person 1:"Hey"
Daniel:"You're beat, bud."
Person 1:"alright thanks man. Good talk. Fuck you."

Example Two
Person 1:"this party sucks"
Daniel:"yeah this party is BEAT."
Person 1 and all other persons excluding the host person: *leave in disgust*

by Redfox13cts February 2, 2016

did you juju on that beat?

A question typically asked in concerts, raves or parties, meaning "did you dance to the song?"

"yo sick party last night, did you juju on that beat?"

by goobie snoob September 22, 2023