Sam

Throughout the entire universe, Sam is just simply the best. Sam is a really funny guy, and really musically talented. Sam is the guy you just want to be around all the time and he makes you feel at peace. When speaking to a Sam, you feel understood and can have some really meaningful conversations, he also has a tendency to make some pretty interesting sounds . It's easy to catch feelings for a Sam, and once you do, it will consume you, in the best way possible. People called Sam might sometimes have weird food likings such as eating cereal at 2am or eating plain bagels for fun, 2 chocolate coins are enough to send Sam on a sugar rush, but that just makes Sam, Sam. Any person who is lucky enough to be in orbit with a Sam, should know how lucky they are. Anything that Sam will say at all, is just automatically cool. Sam is a pretty handsome dude, and he is someone you want to keep in your life forever. Sam is great, Sam is life, Sam is Sam.

Sam: 'I once got hypothermia in summer!'
Me: 'WOW THATS SO COOOOOL!!!'

by No1HiccupBurp January 8, 2025

Sam Holland

A skibidi sigma who ruled during the 5th Calibration and unintentionally invented K2 spice.

I Sam Holland all over my cat

by UrbanDictionaryUK January 11, 2025

Sam

Please excuse my dear aunt sally.

Mathematical term please excuse my dear aunt sally meaning of Sam.

by prosvsjoesamronstbrown January 12, 2025

Uncle Sam

The personification of the United States as a male human. Uncle Sam is mostly known for the WW1 military recruitment poster where he points at the viewer with the text "I WANT YOU FOR U.S ARMY". His initials are also U.S, same as the initials for United States.

"Each Dixie boy must understand that he must mind his Uncle Sam."

by France Is Terrible June 22, 2025

sam

either the most evil man ever or the nicest girl ever, no inbetween

p1: is that sam?
p2: gtfo i hate that hoe

by alternativeoutrolucki June 23, 2025

Sam Reeves

To take someone by the throat choaking them with the left hand. Then slap them back and forth across the face vigorously with the right hand. A move compareable to the half nelson.

Carson got in a fight with Jack once he got him down he put the Sam Reeves on him.

by Stephandle July 10, 2025

SAM

Sam is the series man in the world as he has the biggest cock and will lay it down on you. You do not have to ask twice he is a beast in the bed and will put you in a wheel chair.

How's sam been

He's been good he laid it down on me last night and now I can't walk.

by DADDY 101011 July 11, 2025