Deez Nuts

A meme originating from a guy saying “Deez Nuts GOTTEM”

Person 1: Deez nuts gottem

Person 2: that’s not funny anymore *dies of cringe*

by MonstersIncEnthusiast October 15, 2022

Brain Nut

1. When a hot piece of ass walks by, and your brain busts a nut

2. When someone mind fucks you with a concept, mathematical equation or riddle

1. Dude, checked that chick out, I just busted a brain nut

2. <hears concept> Whoa! Brain nut!

by The Busa November 2, 2018

Paralyzing Nut

When you have such a powerful nut that you loose feeling in part of your body.

Some Guy- I had such a great night with my girl yesterday.
Other Guy- Was it that good?
Some Guy- Yeah, She gave me a paralyzing Nut soo strong I lost feeling in my legs for a whole minute.

by M0/\/ty December 1, 2017

Bitch nuts

When a lesbian puts some fake balls into her/his/it underwear, covered by tight jeans to show a ball sack like cameltoe. To be placed under the 10" black dildo she/he places in the underwear in order to go out in public.

Hey Chris, those bitch nuts you bought online really look full and real, how do they feel against your sewn up vag?

by Finger me Bottom April 8, 2023

partial nut

a nut that turns out to be an autistic kid

turns out that I was a partial nut

by Therealkuhndaddy June 10, 2018

nut roulette

When you feel pleasure when masturbating, you'll hold your breath and won't breathe until you cum. This may cause a heart attack and that’s why it's called nut roulette (after Russian roulette).

Jake: "Mike died doing nut roulette."
Tom: "Oh no what were his last words."
Jake: "He wanted to have ’I died doing what I loved’ on his gravestone.
Tom: "F"

by Drozdislav January 27, 2021

Universal Nut

When you nut so hard you see stars exploding and galaxies form.

Mike gettin head from Jessica
Mike: I'm about to nut
Jessica: Unintelligible
Mike: *lets out an animalistic noise that sounds faintly human and nuts so hard he can see the big bang*
Guess you could say he had a universal nut

by RickGrime$ November 8, 2022