Happiness

Tequila.

Happiness can be found at the bottom of a bottle…of Jose Cuervo

by Pineapplevapes July 18, 2022

Happy-helmet

The term used to describe when a mans penis curves upward, the curvature tending to be more dramatic toward the head or 'helmet."

While spending quality time with my boyfriend, he became aroused while we made out on his bed. I yanked off his pants, surprised to see that his dick had a happy-helmet. It was practically smiling up at me.

by BombadierBillyGoat April 22, 2011

Happy Holijay

This is what you say on April 20th, otherwise known as 4/20 day. Frequently used as a greeting between stoner friends on this special day of the year. Also customary to share a 'jay' on this historical date. "Happy Holijays" is also appropriate.

Happy Holijay, Matt! Wake up and come get cheap weed with me!

by Katarax April 21, 2015

Happy kale(idoscope) vincent the third

Massive pessimistic attitude. Sunburnt.

"Jesus is a scam"

"Woah! Is that Happy kale(idoscope) vincent the third?"
"Yeah, you can tell because"

by Augsutnmc April 28, 2022

Happy Gilmored

To be happy gilmored is to have a golf ball thrown at your crotch, but you were unaware the other person had said golf ball. Especially when, but not limited to being hit in the balls specifically.

“Emma happy gilmored me”

by simonbeatles722 March 28, 2025

happy inside

A. Adjective: That moment describing the satisfaction after the rush of adrenaline numbing the pain after anal sex.

A. Adjective: Did it make you happy inside, bro?

by LoopyD September 13, 2017

happiness

happiness means just landing on earth, walking on earth and spreading love and sharing the goodness. and making the world a beautiful place. much much more beautiful. nd strong. happiness is the simplicity of believing your first love. it was never a lie. love is the only truth. the rest is irrelevant. happiness means awareness. means connecting to the network of the shared consciousness. happiness is being fearless.. happiness is sometimes to be weak even though you might not be weak.happiness is ... so simple.. happiness is to live in your childhood dreams in an adult body.. all sins are allowed but just like wine, drink reasonable (it's for your own good) and accept that some people do not need to drink wine!! hah! yessss they do not!!!

the day i embraced my inner child, i felt happiness if true

by SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSZZZZZZZZZZZZ December 5, 2015