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Bones

The name of a particularly skinny individual, made from just skin and bones.

A Bones usually loves spending lengthy periods of time in the sun, and/or tanning himself by other means - i.e. sunbeds.

A Bones has a very unusual diet which consists mainly of salted chips and breaded meats, and/or pizza. Usual allergies include tea; coffee; coke and vegetables.

Oft called by names which rhyme with Bones, i.e. Fones, Zones, Ringtones, Puglet, Sun-lizard.

Often struggles at fantasy football.
"He's all bones that boy"

"Bone-saw's ready"

"Where's Bones?" "Tanning".
by Blackpanther December 13, 2012
mugGet the Bonesmug.

bone-smashing

verb -

an form of self-harm to accentuate one's self appearence, most notably their jawline. Branching off looks-maxing, bone-smashing is the action to hammer in one's jawline to its most jaw crackling mews, creating a more sharper toned look, you'll definitely catch all the men in town.
Sean- "look at what my bone-smashing lesson did to my jawline today."

Toeneigh- "is it supposed to be dangling like that?"

Sean- "you wouldn't understand."
by couch truck May 14, 2024
mugGet the bone-smashingmug.

Jordan Bone

A common name for a Drophead Who asks every living thing with a pulse if he or she wants to date and Further harasses Them after A dozen Rejections
Jordan Bone: Want to date?
Stephanie: No
Jordan Bone: why No? Want to date?
Stephanie: leave me alone
Jordan Bone: Why No date?
by JAMIE RAZZA July 3, 2019
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Bone-ing

When you flop around like a fish claiming to have sex with a hot girl
Yo, you hear Cam had sex?

Naa man, he was just bone-ing her
by Definitelynotevanandnate May 31, 2022
mugGet the Bone-ingmug.

In bone chicken

When you have sex with a chicken, male or female.
Eric needed some in bone chicken for dinner.
Or
I'll be having in bone chicken tonight!
by Blackhole Sum October 25, 2018
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no bones

A no bones day happens when the pug on tiktok flops back into bed instead of getting up. Subsequently, forecasting everyone’s day as a “no bones day
I was going to go for a run today, but the pug had no bones.
by Jleem5 October 16, 2021
mugGet the no bonesmug.

Bone Zone

When you go have sex with someone that had you in the Friend Zone.

It could also be for when you put it down on someone with that dick.
Friend one: So I saw you leave the party with Karen. What happened?

Friend two: let’s just say I went from the FRIEND ZONE to the BONE ZONE.

Girlfriend: Damn daddy you did your thing last night. You was Steph Curry with the cock.

Boyfriend: Yes, I was definitely in the BONE ZONE last night.
by Gemini12 May 12, 2020
mugGet the Bone Zonemug.

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