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The not gay one in a relationship involving two men.
"So which one of you is the top? You know the straight one?"
by GORDONSVILLE June 7, 2024
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Dook Squad On Top

by Dook Member July 19, 2022
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Top-Hatch Nigger

Look how low that man’s pants are sagging. Fuckin’ top-hatch nigger.
by slayer28829393 June 14, 2023
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Top the Tater

When you’re plugging away in the rear gate and pull out, when out drops a spud, and you nlow that load all over it
I was Fuckin your sister in the ass last night, and she rode me so hard it slipped out, she dropped a spud, but it was so good I had to top the tater
by Skanky Rabbi April 4, 2021
mugGet the Top the Tatermug.
no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.
no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User
by TheTellerofTheTellings March 21, 2024
mugGet the no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top memug.

Pizza-top it

To avoid the police while driving drunk and/or speeding, by using the pizza delivery roof topper you kept after Papa John's fired you.
Man, I'm totally wasted and there are cops everywhere. Gonna have to pizza-top it.
by ChakaSlestack October 17, 2011
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top fever

Top fever is when you feel the urge to want to constantly top the other person during sex or sexual activities.
Girl: Do you want me to top you this time?
Boy: No, I have top fever and need to top you again
by Ripbozo!Lbozo January 25, 2023
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