docking is the act of putting something in your urethra. In layman's term, its the act of shoving a dildo up your penis hole. a ninja docker is some one who puts their penis up another penis so fast that the other person doesnt even feel it or know what just happened.
guy 1: i'm not sure what just happened but wow does my penis feel awesome.
guy 2: dude you just got ninjadocked
or
look at that dude he is such a ninja docker
guy 2: dude you just got ninjadocked
or
look at that dude he is such a ninja docker
by Dr McNinjaDocker September 22, 2011
Get the Ninja Dockermug. by donteatpetsman April 12, 2022
Get the Ninjamug. by Sigmadino68 May 9, 2024
Get the ninja semenmug. 1. A culinary master who's highly skilled in the kitchen.
2. A philosophy of creative endeavor where your mind is sneaky and does unexpected things and then you execute that unknowable intent with skill and ability. It can be cooking - but also art, dancing, your taxes, expressing the thing you are afraid to accomplish. You must embrace your foolishness, but practice at being a skilled fool to do it right - as if you danced with spatulas well enough to impress people. It is a way of learning to be a master, true mastery comes with mastering who you are.
2. A philosophy of creative endeavor where your mind is sneaky and does unexpected things and then you execute that unknowable intent with skill and ability. It can be cooking - but also art, dancing, your taxes, expressing the thing you are afraid to accomplish. You must embrace your foolishness, but practice at being a skilled fool to do it right - as if you danced with spatulas well enough to impress people. It is a way of learning to be a master, true mastery comes with mastering who you are.
1. Man, Tad had that barbecue and not just made ribs and salmon for that homeless shelter, but also one first place in the sauce contest! What a Grill Ninja!!
2. Oh snap! I was at the bank having the worst day and then this guy came by doing some kind of Flamenco dance with a wizard hat, twirling a spatula, in a red suit. He looked at me and said, "I am a Grill Ninja, and This is the Way." He danced his way around a corner and I never saw him again. It made me feel like I could be myself, and it made me feel alive.
2. Oh snap! I was at the bank having the worst day and then this guy came by doing some kind of Flamenco dance with a wizard hat, twirling a spatula, in a red suit. He looked at me and said, "I am a Grill Ninja, and This is the Way." He danced his way around a corner and I never saw him again. It made me feel like I could be myself, and it made me feel alive.
by Grillninja February 14, 2023
Get the Grill Ninjamug. The 22nd best streamer that streams mostly Fortnite and only Fortnite because his chat will scream and yell like 10-year-olds if he changes the game. He is also known for passing away from Ligma who also includes Supreme Patty. Also, is a big hypocrite when it comes to bullying (omegalul) as there are clips shown of him cussing out people and yelling at them in the game.
Virgin Male: "Have u herd abot ninja?"
Other Male: "DUDE! ISN'T THAT THE DUDE WHO DIED FROM LIGMA?"
Virgin Male: "No, it's leik 1 of teh best stremurs on witch, he playes fornight"
Other Male: "DUDE! ISN'T THAT THE DUDE WHO DIED FROM LIGMA?"
Virgin Male: "No, it's leik 1 of teh best stremurs on witch, he playes fornight"
by Nuclearbeat21 July 22, 2018
Get the Ninjamug. When you put on all you can gear from last hunting season and proceed to sneak up on your cousin and bend him/her over and start jamming you 3inch errected penis into their asshole while pinching their nipples but in the end the cousin really enjoyed it
by Datboi1234 July 6, 2017
Get the arkansas ninja rapemug. Ninjas are silent, very silent. They cannot be seen by regular people and are incredibly awesome.
Touch a ninja, you die.
See a ninja, you die.
Speak of a ninja, you die.
See a mysterious katana lying around, you die.
Ride a horse, burn a bridge and do epic stunts trying to impress the ninja, you die.
Don't try to impress a ninja, they don't like that.
Touch a ninja, you die.
See a ninja, you die.
Speak of a ninja, you die.
See a mysterious katana lying around, you die.
Ride a horse, burn a bridge and do epic stunts trying to impress the ninja, you die.
Don't try to impress a ninja, they don't like that.
Naruto: I'll be the greatest ninja there were was!
Me : Wait, if you're a ninja, then why do you keep shouting your attacks? Wouldn't it be sneakier to not reveal your attacks before you attack?
*sits in a corner and ponders this*
Me : Wait, if you're a ninja, then why do you keep shouting your attacks? Wouldn't it be sneakier to not reveal your attacks before you attack?
*sits in a corner and ponders this*
by Shnoozle Doop Boop May 18, 2018
Get the Ninjamug.