Sam

A kid who plays minecraft 7 hours a day and is short. He most likely is Brazilian and likes soccer.

Ethan: Hey, do you know where Sam is?
Brad: Yeah, I think he's playing minecraft again.

by Lylo21savage September 11, 2020

Sam

Gay. Very gay.

Sam is very gay.

by Sam’s Boyfriend January 12, 2019

sam

fat person that loves kids

sam wants to be with kids

by hydrachopp May 9, 2019

sam

has a huge fucking cock. like i’m talking an a absolute monster cock.

bro, sam has a huge fucking cock

by ballsballs42069 December 21, 2020

Sam

This archetype might also be named Max or Xavier
Either super tall or super short
Makes a lot of "gay for the homies" jokes but if someone asks if he's gay he takes offence
Unironically listens to bad rap
Plays FPS games and probably Minecraft too

Person 1: Oh, there goes Sam.
Personn2: "....that guy?"

by Shret October 7, 2022

Sam

Sticky hair (not just his head). Used to be asian but after much plastic surgery is now white. Gets up at half five in the morning and runs in the dark with ankle weights on solving a rubick's cube. Likes his gym time.

-I touched Sam's hair earlier.

-Unlucky mate, did you get stuck?.

by BernardoCuencaGrau January 23, 2019

Sam

My extremely handsome and beautiful boyfriend who is the best person i will 101% ever meet, and will cherish for the rest of my life and beyond! I love him to the moon and back

I love sam to the moon and back

by .buga June 2, 2022