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nut jocked

when the teacher announced the pop quiz i was nut jocked
by joyce byers January 10, 2017
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nut roulette

when you nut in a girl and if she gets pregnant, she gets pregnant and if she doesn't, she doesn't. it's like Russian roulette but with sex
we were at that point in our lives where we didn't care if we had a kid so we played nut roulette
by gummy420 December 25, 2019
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Max Nut

Taking Your Jerk Off skills To Another Level, YOU nut Yourself to the max.
Poipokoi: Yo, What Are you Doing?

Friend:I'm Unleashing My Max nut
by Kay Maholto January 1, 2020
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Fnaf Nut

Where one waits 5 days between nuts for ultimate force.
my dad use to beat me so I sent him to the stratosphere with a fnaf nut “ said Tommy
by Howardeez Nuts January 7, 2020
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Risky nut

When your about to bust a nut you yell mom or dad and try to quickly finish before they enter your room
Tyler:hey do you know why John can’t get on?
Ryland: I heard he tried to do a risky nut and couldn’t finish in time.
by Ise tee January 19, 2020
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Scatter nut

A shotgun blast like cumshot or nutting while running in fear.
Her daddy came into the room and I scatter nutted on her face
by Foul mouth farmer January 29, 2020
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Caramel-Nut

When you ejaculate on a full bladder, making so when you bust you immediately piss everywhere giving your cum a yellowish tint
Friend: Are you sure you don’t want to come over?

Me: Maybe tomorrow, I have been holding my piss all day for a caramel-nut!
by I’m probably baked February 3, 2020
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