A way for transphobic people to be even more transphobic; a “sexuality” for people who are straight but will not date a member of the opposite sex if they are trans. This does not mean that preferred genitalia comes into play. This just simply means that the person is transphobic. Even if all transitional things have been done and the trans person passes 1000% the mere fact that they are trans makes them excluded ands invalidated.
A: are you straight?
B: yes
A: would you date this person of the opposite sex?
B: yes
A: oh they’re trans btw
B: NO Im SuPeR sTrAiGhT I ONLY DATE CISGENDER PEOPLE
B: yes
A: would you date this person of the opposite sex?
B: yes
A: oh they’re trans btw
B: NO Im SuPeR sTrAiGhT I ONLY DATE CISGENDER PEOPLE
by Coffeetab March 11, 2021
Get the Super Straightmug. A Platonic friend of a member of the opposing gender who, for whatever reason, does not fulfill the function of a boy/girlfriend, but they go back a number of years, they can confide in each other to a limited extent, and there is an expectation that things will not turn romantic/sexual. Similar to the "work wife" or "work husband" (assuming there is no affair). Bartenders, male and female, and a lot of workers with public-facing jobs tend to have many honorary gay straight friends.
"Nikki said she would text Mikey about the shin-dig we were having."
"Why would she text his ass? I thought she was with Craig."
"They're just cool. Mikey is one of her honorary gay straight friends."
"Why would she text his ass? I thought she was with Craig."
"They're just cool. Mikey is one of her honorary gay straight friends."
by The Speechcrafter November 29, 2023
Get the honorary gay straight friendmug. by EreaSariae November 19, 2017
Get the Gay Straight Guymug. Straight Trash is a new disparaging term utilized in Facebook discussion threads to describe something that someone doesn't like or to exaggerate displeasure with a comment posted by another person.
It is often used in a sports-related context to express annoyance or aggravation with a player's poor performance, especially a star player going through a costly slump.
The term is sometimes used ironically and is often expressed as a hashtag, #StraightTrash. The construction often takes the form of an equation: Favorite Player + Poor Performance = #StraightTrash
It is often used in a sports-related context to express annoyance or aggravation with a player's poor performance, especially a star player going through a costly slump.
The term is sometimes used ironically and is often expressed as a hashtag, #StraightTrash. The construction often takes the form of an equation: Favorite Player + Poor Performance = #StraightTrash
Baltimore Orioles' starting pitching + high ERA = Straight Trash
#StraightTrash
Washington Capitals + NHL Playoffs = Straight Trash
#StraightTrash
That last comment you posted = Straight Trash
#StraightTrash
#StraightTrash
Washington Capitals + NHL Playoffs = Straight Trash
#StraightTrash
That last comment you posted = Straight Trash
#StraightTrash
by RiffGibson April 18, 2017
Get the Straight Trashmug. Beat a straight day is a day where you can beat any person, male/female who is attracted to the opposite sex. This occurs every year on the 27th of February.
by mikeoxlongrvanurs June 25, 2022
Get the beat a straight daymug. (as a gay man) When only straight men seem to hit on you.
OR
(as a gay man) When you only seem to have crushes on straight men.
OR
(as a gay man) When you only seem to have crushes on straight men.
by Raizkii April 14, 2025
Get the Straight Man Syndromemug. by InternationalViagra October 24, 2023
Get the Super Straightmug.