To create a “Red Velvet Cookie” you must collect a month’s worth of period blood. Using the some of the period blood as lube, you must collect a week’s worth of semen. Once these ingredients are collected, mix well, and allow a few days of fermentation. The next step requires a large amount of fresh shit to add to the concoction, mix well again. After, pour the solution into a cookie baking sheet and bake until a crisp crust forms. Once you finish, you may eat your delicious snack, or share with others.
by Potato Salad 123 April 3, 2025
Get the Red Velvet Cookiemug. by TACOCAT34 January 24, 2016
Get the Chocolate chip cookie with white frostingmug. When a girl or guy idolize the Kardashian’s so much that the end up looking like a cookie cutter version of them. There are millions of them out there. With fake lips, Butts and boobs. There make up is way over done, nothing about them is original or natural.
That girl is a cookie cutter kardashian, she’s copied everything they do. She looks like a clone aka cookie cutter version of the Kardashian’s.
by Cheekychic😝 December 16, 2018
Get the Cookie Cutter Kardashianmug. Cookie wouldn’t stop barking at the door
by randouser October 29, 2017
Get the Cookiemug. by gian-carlo vellutino August 18, 2023
Get the irish cookiesmug. I was torn because it was 8am on the West coast of the US but 5pm in Austria, so I decided to have a Death Cookie.
by Texas Thompkins November 1, 2019
Get the Death Cookiemug. a god cookie monster is the definition of your mom asking if your an endless pit he can eat so many cookies its insane and he is THE BEST sesame street character he's big and blue and he eats cookies
by because im short May 6, 2022
Get the Cookie monstermug.