A text message that reaches your phone without making a noise, vibrating, or indicating in any way that you have received said text. The ninja-textee is shocked to find, minutes later, that there is a text in their inbox.
Guy: "Hello? You there? I've texted you like three times!"
Girl: "Oh fuck, sorry I didn't see the message!"
Guy: "Must've been a ninja-text!"
Girl: "Oh fuck, sorry I didn't see the message!"
Guy: "Must've been a ninja-text!"
by TextMessageNinja November 28, 2011
girl 1: how come ethan only texts me on snap? but doesn't talk to me in the hallways
girl 2:that nigga a snapchat ninja
girl 2:that nigga a snapchat ninja
by weeweeweapon December 22, 2018
The name of the sexual act in which raucous sex is performed, and recorded, while other people are asleep in the room...the key: no one must catch you.
Man, her roommate must have been on Ambien, because our recording session was definitely a Ninja Affliction!
by angelicacharisma May 8, 2012
by Cohead14 September 24, 2023
When you remove someone else's laundry from the machine and replace it with your own laundry, while avoiding detection by the other party
by failureinfractal February 25, 2014
Dastardly handsome, very talented individual who takes on tons more than meets the eye. A person who is very skilled at a great many things which most abilities are unknown. Although the skill level is very high, this often blinds the individual to certain cues. Deep down, there is a longing to be known for who he truly is. A silent scream to be heard as a person.
At first I didn’t buy into Jordan The Ninja being a real ninja. But alas, I have discovered that you can never really know him unless you know him not. He really is Jordan The Ninja
by JordanTheNinja November 23, 2021
Me naming my self "忍者ソースの恐竜歯ブラシ" to scare other players
Japanese guy in the server wondering why my name is "Dinosaur toothbrush with ninja sauce"
Japanese guy in the server wondering why my name is "Dinosaur toothbrush with ninja sauce"
by 0zKth December 12, 2022