ninja

a person that you have a crush on

girl 1: i can't find that ninja anywhere!
girl 2: who?
girl 3: that totally hot guy she has been crushing on.

by bizzy5454 July 28, 2011

Ninja

A real thing that has been so stereotyped by TV that now people think its fake. It is a person who trains in the art of ninjutsu (an art in the bujinkan) otherwise known as budo, the current grand master is Masaaki Hatsumi, who lives in japan.

Person who actually trains in an ancient japanese martial art: "I'm a ninja."
Ignorant person: *Does karate kid pose mockingly*

by ElmoPope May 18, 2022

Ninja

A friendly and good looking girl with a charasmatic personality. Outgoing and a loyal friend who would stand up for anyone.
Very active and good at almost any sport. Has a great body. Usually brown or dark hair due to Spanish genes.
Darker skin tone.
Fits well with a Max, a Marc, a Matteo or a Robbin.
Should never be underestimated in any way. Good looking and will have successfully accomplished all dreams.

Hey ninja...how's football practice going?

by Urban dictionary 22415 December 14, 2017

Ninja turtled

When a person get siblings to fight someone

Guy 1: yo josh got jumped yesterday
Guy 2: yeah heard he got ninja turtled

by Generally-Sheev September 27, 2018

Ninja Parenting

The art of laying an infant down to sleep and leaving the room without making a sound

Dad: Did you put the lil monster in bed?
Mom: Sure did, used my Ninja Parenting skills to get out of the room without waking him!

by Malent October 23, 2014

Ninja Nut

When your in your class and one of your female classmates gets up, with an ass so nice you want to jack off in class.

"Bro, did you see Mary today ? That ass is hot !"
"I know dude. I ninja nutted behind my desk so that no one sees me."

by JohnnyGkFuccBoi August 30, 2018

Ninja

When you send a meme or photo immediately after someone else in a group chat.

Man every time I try to send a funny meme to the group chat Kevin Ninjas me.

by MrKhakis November 22, 2018