by goobersnooner April 19, 2024
Get the Crushed marymug. A form of cancer that can ultimately result in a very painful death. It starts out as a hemorrhoid like problem and emerges into an even more painful disease as it spreads through your body. Your whole body will start to bleed internally and you will die.
The only cure for this is to smoke weed every day for 6 months, the minimum. Then you will have to resort to a life of smoking weed irregularly for the rest of your life. The danker the weed the better.
Luckily there are only few cases of this found but mostly in tropical places of the US such as Florida and California.
The only cure for this is to smoke weed every day for 6 months, the minimum. Then you will have to resort to a life of smoking weed irregularly for the rest of your life. The danker the weed the better.
Luckily there are only few cases of this found but mostly in tropical places of the US such as Florida and California.
Robert "Mom it's medical marijuania, I have Mary's Cancer"
Mother "Okay son, I don't want you to start bleeding again"
Mother "Okay son, I don't want you to start bleeding again"
by Thealmightydoctor June 24, 2011
Get the Mary's Cancermug. 
A herb that makes you float ya boat, will be faded than a MF ! Some people sell dookie some sell the pressure and some sell that exotic.
Aye girl where can I go to get this Mary Jane?
Ole dude across the streets got some trash Mary Jane.
Ole dude across the streets got some trash Mary Jane.
by anonymous September 27, 2021
Get the Mary Janemug. It's me, I'm unique.
Rose Mary is the only one who has a name like this because others are named Rosemary, Rose Marie etc.
by .-. -- ... - March 9, 2022
Get the Rose Marymug. by Kmw1919 August 28, 2023
Get the Krystal mary whitemug. the phenomenon that happens when your soul suddenly gets sacrificed to the alien gods and they impregnate you with spooky words of wisdom in your brain telling you that you now must be like jesus' baby momma a give birth to a fucking funky freaky looking alien jesus.
Jeff: Yo what happened to my lil boo thang? She hasn't been hitting my line.
Joe: Oh yeah, ya shawty mary-must-make-musty-mutant isnt gonna be outside for a while my guy.
Joe: Oh yeah, ya shawty mary-must-make-musty-mutant isnt gonna be outside for a while my guy.
by gonnaturnmydadintoabong January 22, 2025
Get the mary-must-make-musty-mutantmug.