The act of beating off in a hollowed-out, warmed up baguette. When you blow in the baguette, you hand it to your girlfriend/boyfriend to eat as a surprise.
"Dude, I made my girl a beat-off baguette, and she couldn't believe it!"
"While I was still working at the bakery, a customer swore at me, so I went behind the counter and made her a fresh beat-off baguette. That bitch had that coming."
"While I was still working at the bakery, a customer swore at me, so I went behind the counter and made her a fresh beat-off baguette. That bitch had that coming."
by The Dangerous One45 April 3, 2014

a term for when you want to jack the fuck outta your um how do i say this you may call it you bizz your donkey your bush with a branch or if your weird you say cock
person 1:yo bro can i borrow your phone so i can watch xx- i mean call mom
person 2: uhhh sure?
person 1: man im bouta beat the SKIN off my meat
person 2: uhhh sure?
person 1: man im bouta beat the SKIN off my meat
by nigger\nigga\negro May 5, 2023

Is an expression created by netizens and fans to describe J-hope's dances and movements.
This expression means that somebody can follow with their body the beat of the music easily and notoriously, like is would do it naturally.
This expression means that somebody can follow with their body the beat of the music easily and notoriously, like is would do it naturally.
I'm shoocked, the way in which is body is in sync with the instrumental hitting all the beats... J-hope truly is the beat !
J-hope doesn't follow the beat... cause he is the beat !
J-hope doesn't follow the beat... cause he is the beat !
by FireAnonAppreciatingDance August 16, 2021

by FishFishingtonThe2nd May 20, 2018

Guy 1: That one over there is so BEAT
Guy 2: Not bad, but I like bigger tits
Guy 1: Yeah, but those eyes!
Guy 2: Not bad, but I like bigger tits
Guy 1: Yeah, but those eyes!
by Cliff Springs April 18, 2020

the act of getting absolutely railed by the ambridge bridgers
originally coming from their from their 2022 baseball team being WAY to fucking good
originally coming from their from their 2022 baseball team being WAY to fucking good
by Waiiiiteeeerrrr April 11, 2022
