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Queen of Blow Jobs

The chosen one. A girl who could end world hunger with the grace of her mouth. This mouth will bring you the clarity of self actualization and best life living. World peace resides within the confines of her oral cavity. The chosen one will suck you into an alternate existence and blissful slurp you down a spiritual awakening
That girl Aly is the Queen of Blow Jobs, I got life altering fellacio.
by Therestareruinedforme April 6, 2023
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Wisconsin blow dryer

That one sexual act your classmate keeps saying he did to girls. A.K.A. ejaculating on someone’s face and drying it with a fart…
guy 1:yo I just gave a girl a Wisconsin blow dryer
guy 2:what’s that?
guy 1:search it up on your school computer 😈
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Blow the grampuse

To throw cold water on a man who has fallen asleep when on duty.
I blew the grampuse on my lazy coworker.
Let's blow the grampuse and get his trolleywags wet!
by JordanR February 19, 2007
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Back and Blow

back and blow / pull it back and blow, is a phrase for revenge, signifying the pulling of a slide back on a pistola and letting it bop bop bop
James : I need to kill osvaldo... hes crazy...
Leo : you want to back and blow?
by anonymous August 5, 2023
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Blowed

When you’re upset, surprised, disappointed, or angry. Can be used in various contexts and is usually referred to as slang in these contexts.
If your friend spent all the money they owe you on food you would be blowed or blown.
“When he did that shit, it blew me.”
by T.born_s1nner January 8, 2025
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Blow Your Wad

Jake: Oh kristenfuuuuck…! Im so close…!
Kristen: BLOW YOUR WAD ON MY TITS!!!
by randoguy198! February 22, 2025
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mfs be blowing loads of jizz

niggas gotta do what niggas gotta do
das the rule, simple shit bruh
randy: ayo u went to that party last night
john: yeah it was awesome them "mfs be blowing loads of jizz" everywhere even in the fucking kitchen u know
tommy: "hoes"

randy: yeah
by xx-big_breast_john998xx May 30, 2022
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