Family motto bequeathed to the Forest clan in Northumberland, of which spelling variations include: Forrester, Forester, Forrest, Forster, Foster, and Forrestor. Almost to a man, this clan consists of underachievers, slackers and halfwits.
The family motto "Ombeht unforht æghwæþres sceal" has been found in many old texts. Most of which were written in the pre-Norman Conquest period. Historians and Old English scholars agree however, with the modern translation of "Hunter blow thy horn". The surprising fact is that this translation is completely at odds with its Old English meaning. Scholars have put forth the following Old English translations:
- An experiment in artificial stupidity.
- Dumber than a box of hair.
- An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
- As smart as bait.
- Chimney's clogged.
- Proof that evolution can go in reverse.
and
- Doesn't know much but, leads the league in nostril hair.
The family motto "Ombeht unforht æghwæþres sceal" has been found in many old texts. Most of which were written in the pre-Norman Conquest period. Historians and Old English scholars agree however, with the modern translation of "Hunter blow thy horn". The surprising fact is that this translation is completely at odds with its Old English meaning. Scholars have put forth the following Old English translations:
- An experiment in artificial stupidity.
- Dumber than a box of hair.
- An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
- As smart as bait.
- Chimney's clogged.
- Proof that evolution can go in reverse.
and
- Doesn't know much but, leads the league in nostril hair.
by AuWins57 July 22, 2008
Get the Hunter blow thy hornmug. Eric: I'm fried
Trevor: Yeah, I'm Facked
Nick: Bro, I'm blowed beyond all comprehention
Connor: Rick blowed
Eric, Nick, Trevor: Daaamn
Trevor: Yeah, I'm Facked
Nick: Bro, I'm blowed beyond all comprehention
Connor: Rick blowed
Eric, Nick, Trevor: Daaamn
by twitter:connor.jewett October 21, 2016
Get the Rick blowedmug. A sex position; when a person is giving a blowjob to another person whilst the person are on their back.
by anonymous December 25, 2024
Get the Back blowmug. by John Krappenschitz April 22, 2021
Get the Brazilian Blow Backmug. The accurate definition is “Gabi”.
It can be used to describe how people blow things up.
and it’s a noun LOLOL
Example below:
It can be used to describe how people blow things up.
and it’s a noun LOLOL
Example below:
Zack: HEY DUDE SHE REALLY MADE BEASTLY BLOW UP!
JJ: Yeah She’s Definitely a Blow-Upper!
Zack: YO DUDE SHES A GABI!
JJ: Yeah She’s Definitely a Blow-Upper!
Zack: YO DUDE SHES A GABI!
by JJ THE PIZZA GOD April 21, 2018
Get the Blow-Uppermug. Slang: Flip out, Snap, Go Postal. To quit your job in a blaze of profanity, and destruction of private property. Preferably while steeling beer. Reserved for flight-attendants and effemenent men.
Flight attendant Steven Slater sure did "Blow a Chute" today when he swore at a passenger over the P.A., grabbed two beers, then exited the plane using the emergency slide.
by Damlow August 14, 2010
Get the Blow a Chutemug. Furiously yelling every creative curse one has at another object or person, with the anger not necessarily directed at the person or object.
"When did they stop making all those old school women you could just take your day out on? Y'know, the ones who just let you sit there and blow out the lines, knowing it had nothin' to do with them?" --Bill Burr
by Pay me more. November 21, 2024
Get the Blow out the linesmug.