january 5, 2022

the day where people named jae have to ask their soulmate to marry them.

jae: it's january 5, 2022... wonpil do you wanna marry me?

wonpil: you're a loser

by eaj.piri January 4, 2022

5 Minutes Into Sunday

Verb/Noun;

You just dropped acid a hour and a half ago and you’re peaking. It’s 12:05 AM and you’re feeling at ur best. You’re 5 minutes into sunday.

“mann i feel 5 minutes into sunday rn..”

by Konqueso May 30, 2021

Level 5 shit

A good shit where you made eye contact with another animal shitting.

I took a level 5 shit with my dog the other day.

by Kringle_ May 28, 2022

5 Girl

5 seconds-to tell if she’s hot
5 minutes-to tell if she’s annoying

5 hours - to tell if you’d hit

Yo she’s a 5 girl for sure

by HOTBROSKIE101 June 30, 2021

5 for a quickie

5 dollars for the hooker to give you a handjob

Stella works as a hooker and is asking a stranger for 5 for a quickie.

by Djfshdg it s Shakespeare September 19, 2022

play station 5

The biggest console since your mom

Guy 1: "Have you heard PlayStation is getting a sequel, the Play Station 5"
Guy 2: " GET OUT OF MY HOUSE, I am calling the police."

by Jakeslayer September 13, 2022

Tylerations 5:14

“Hold ur dick and get home safe”

“Hold ur dick and get home safe” -tylerations 5:14

by Kndixt June 4, 2022