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morning ninja

Stealthily surprising your partner while they sleep by erotically waking them in a sensual way.

(press 7 for fellatio)
its 3 am. ------(insert morning ninja here)------ now its 3:30 am

sneak sneak sneak... NINJA SURPRISE!!!...
by drivingmissdaisy September 6, 2011
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Cum Ninja

A very stealthy motherfucker that blows a load before you know it.
Jesus, that was one cum ninja.
by TylerStevenson January 3, 2017
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Ninja

The Guy Who Rages A Lot In Fortnite

Also...
10 Year Old Kid: Aw Fucc U
Ninja: THE FUCC U SAID TO ME U LITTLE SHIT!
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White ninja

A white ninja is a Caucasian or fair skinned person who is secretly in cahoots with darker skinned people. Usually to avoid harassment from police or mistreated/refused service predominately white in establishments.
When I went to buy my business space the realtor told me they had no vacant spaces, but I felt they were being dishonest. So I sent a white ninja to check for vacancy and they have a few spaces available for me now.
by Ashtre Surfa! March 4, 2023
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ninja

ninja (verb) - to skillfully take an object without being detected
Hey when you go to Wal-Mart could you ninja me some 5 hour energy drinks.
by twindragon November 12, 2010
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Ninja

Another word for nigga. A term used to be less controversial than “nigga”. Can be used interchangeably with nicca also.
That ninja got me messed up.

Girl, leave that ninja!
by T. Mighty March 14, 2019
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ninja battle

An intensive battle between 2 or more participants.
in which after being back to back for three seconds each "Ninja" must leap out and spin to face there opponent(s).

"Ninja's" must take there turn clockwise, the first "Ninja" to have his/her turn is the one whom is last to land after leaping.

the first turn can be any footwork or hand movment the "Ninja" wishes but it must be swift and in one direction.

the turn is then passed clockwise to the next "Ninja" and they must make there move.

when targeted or threatend by an oponetnt "Ninja's" move the other ninja can doge, it must be as swift as an attack.

falling over in a battle of "Ninja" is the same as having your hand hit by your opponent, instant dissmisal.

a "Ninja" can crouch or lay flat in order of strateigical placment, but it must be a movment and not out of turn.
The two grand Ninjas JFlux and Jlatham endured a seven hour Ninja battle in order to conclude there disspute on the ussfulness of mystical space typhoon.
by JFlux June 7, 2014
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