ASS DAY

A national day for your Lover

Smack there ass, fuck there ass, because it’s national ASS DAY

“Today was ASS DAY, so I took my girlfriend”..

by JsjzksnxksksksAN November 4, 2019

ass gnome

a gnome that resides inside of someones ass

there is an ass gnome

in my ass

by Some Lazy-Ass Cracker May 26, 2009

ass dollar

A form of currency. A payment of 1 ass dollar constitutes the debt collector taking 1 thrust in and out of the paying party's anus.

"Did you hear the ass dollar is up against the pound. Now would be a good time to pay your debts with the minimum of tearage."
"I have the money right here, please don't hurt me!"

by KevinStuttgard February 6, 2007

ass ramen

The act of shoving rice noodles in someone's ass, and having them shit it out for someone's dinner.

Hey Marty, I got some ass ramen brewin, you want some bro?

by General_Earl January 13, 2013

Can't be assed

I really can't be bothered

My friends want to go to out tonight but i can't be assed

by Go_pies May 8, 2018

coxswain ass

The itchy burning skin malady one gets from sitting on a boat all day with wet butt, with cotton shorts being the worst. Often experienced by coxswains, but may also be experienced by anyone who spends a lot of time sitting in sailboats, skiboats, canoes, etc. Note that the proper pronunciation of "coxswain" is "cocks'in".

After a long day of water skiing, everyone had a bad case of coxswain ass.

Stop the boat for a minute, I need to stand up, that coxswain ass is driving me nuts!

During that canoe trip in Deliverance, I'm guessing that Ned Beatty wasn't the only one that had a case of the coxswain ass.

by grind s. September 8, 2010

Ass Harassment

The act of grabbing, touching, punching, kicking, or unwanted fucking of the ass of any living thing. A branch of sexual harassment, but more specific.

Tom is an Ass Harassment victim; he is forever scarred.

by A Shit Being December 28, 2010