Spiderman Tits

Spiderman tits are boobs that have lotd of visible veins, looking like webs.

Today I was about to motorboat this girl, but then when she took of her shirt I saw she had spiderman tits and I backed out.

Man! That skyler chick has some nasty spiderman tits, she might catch a fly with those webs!

by StreetJesus May 6, 2011

Hauling Tits

Not hauling ass. To go in a slow or poky manner. Generally slow as fuck.

Where the fuck is Carl he left his house an hour ago? He must be Hauling Tits.

by wisefucker January 28, 2013

Tits on a Pig

An exclamation of shock, often done ironically, as most people would not be surprised to find multiple tits upon one pig.

He did it AGAIN! Tits on a pig.

by Echo3Bravo December 4, 2011

Tina tits

When a girl you've known for awhile who you did not think had much in the way of a rack, is suddenly revealed to possess a surprisingly great pair of tits. Named for Tina Fey.

Wow, check out the Tina tits on Lisa. I had no idea!

by Neutron66 January 16, 2014

tator tits

A cute nick name for tator tots.

Yes I would like a number one with a coke and a side of tator tits.

by truth2014 September 5, 2014

titted goon

A very annoying bitchy woman (sometimes with an extra large or vast nose) who has a goony nature or look.

WOW! Who would have mushroom stamped that titted goon!

by Mike Ainsel September 9, 2006

tit smuggler

When a girl wears a shirt,sweater, hoodie, or any other top a size larger than needed. thus hiding the size of her breats. Most commonly done by girls with natural breats. But also done by girls to hide a bad implant job.

Guy 1- "did you see ashley all dressed up last night?"

Guy 2- "I didn't know she had such large and supple tits, she's such a tit smuggler!"

Also:

Guy 3- "samantha was wearing a thick turtle neck sweater earlier to hide those extremely fake titties."

by phillyjim October 22, 2008