Sam Smalley

A person who ignores everyone when procrastinating revising and takes a long time to eat

We have been in this restaurant for ages he’s doing a sam smalley

by mudhammer56 November 26, 2024

darkness from pajama sam

hot guy thats the antagonist of the game pajama sam 1: no need to hide when its dark outside

girl 1: hey have you played pajama sam 1?
girl 2: yeah, have you seen darkness from pajama sam? hes so hot!!

by cloudydayz88 December 2, 2024

lazy eyed sam

Midwestern girl is is shy and timid sexually but probably does things like fuck dogs and has threesomes

that Amanda is such a a lazy eyed sam but I heard she shot a gangbang porn

by Moo.sam December 2, 2024

Sam Weaver

A Sam Weaver (also known as a Sweaver (female)), is a very average guy. His penis is averaged sized, height, hair, emotional stability, fighting skills. is body parts resemble penis' to the naked eye and his mum is always angry. He doesn't leave his house much. Sits down playing Call of Duty 6 and not showering.

Jay: Should we get Sam Weaver to come out?
Dru: Yeah good idea!

Sam Weaver: can't, Mum's Angry.

by JayYung December 9, 2024

Sam Fallacy

The uncontrollable urge to assume that wanting to sleep with your friends' moms is just something everyone does. It's less about logic and more about projecting your own instincts onto the world.

"He said it like it was normal—classic Sam Fallacy vibes."

by Rusty767 January 1, 2025

sam fallacy

The uncontrollable urge to assume that wanting to sleep with your friends' moms is just something everyone does. It's less about logic and more about projecting your own instincts onto the world.

"He said it like it was normal—classic Sam Fallacy vibes."

by Rusty767 January 1, 2025

Sam Altman

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!!!

Hym "UH OH! THE GUY WHO STOLE MY AI FROM MY SHITTY POSTS HAS BEEN ACCUSED BY HIS SISTER OF BEING A SISTER MOLESTER! IS SAM ALTMAN A SISTER MOLESTER! HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That is FUCKING HILARIOUS! AHA! Not the molestation part but the fact that I'm in a black mirror-esque Truman show and YOU ARE LETTING AND ALLEDGED SISTER MOLESTER STEAL MY SHIT! YOU'RE LETTING THE JEWS STEAL IT AND COMMIT A GENOCIDE! OH MY GOD YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARE SO TRASH AT THE GAME! GOOOOOOOOOOD DAMN! YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARE TRASH! I haven't done anyone the shit you motherfuckers are doing out there dog! 'Threatening' your kids isn't worse. It doesn't even affect you or your kids! But Sam Altman is allegedly like the Mythbusters guy! He's the 'Raping Blob 2: Incest is wincest!' (Allegedly) Hahahahahahaha! Wooooow you motherfuckers are garbo! Absolutely garbage! You are trying to stop me from being elevated witha totally disregard for who gets elevated in my stead! And look how it's working for you! You're not doing it because I'm WORSE! Better than HIM! Better that YOU! Suchir Balaji and I are the only people who can say they tried to stop 'The Raping Blob 2: Incest is wincest!' Can you!? No! You suck! Why can you niggas not accept that you suck!? You're so fuckimg stupid! 'But we can still fucking stop you from-' IT DON'T MATTER DAWG! YOU'RE STILL TRASH!"

by Hym Iam January 7, 2025