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Club Condo

The catch-all term for the place you go when:
-you and your friends want to party dry,
-you don't want to go to an actual club it's too loud,
-you don't want to be around too many drunk and unruly people,
-you don't like large crowds or loud music.

The term for that perfect spot where eligible bachelors and proper Christians and Mormons mingle with each other for an evening of safe, chaperoned fun without alcohol, drugs, loud music or rowdy crowds.
Eric: What should we do this weekend?
Rob: Want to hit the clubs?
Eric: I can't, man. I have Church Sunday morning.
Rob: Should we Club Condo?
Eric: You know it, bro!
by joffreybaratheon1 April 22, 2025
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Doughnut Club

when accounting for all aspects including things like personality or maintenance, a group of girls that think they are hot, but are actually zero's.
person 1: buzz, your girlfriend. woof!
person 2: yeah, halie is in the doughnut club, she's a butterface, a bit like ruth buzzie and screetch had a child. high maintenance, a terrible person, begs for social media cred and think she's hotter than fire. not to mention she still lives with her parents at 30 years old and doesnt have a job. well, unless you count mommy and daddy's money having a job. she's got big boobs though, so there is that...
by boshk October 5, 2022
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Fiddle Club

Similar to a diddle club... when a rich, usually a man, buys something like a young boys hockey team, with the intention of gettin’ kinky
Mr. Burns bought the Stars as his personal fiddle club.
by NebraskaMooser April 29, 2021
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Sinners Club

A Club On Instagram, That Appreciates Cars
Aye, I wanna Get that Sinners Club Sticker on my car
by Pickle Lube December 10, 2019
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club red boy official

a small YouTuber that makes low quality videos but still gets views for some reason.
Why is Club Red Boy Official a small channel?
by jbaabss May 19, 2022
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Jurassic fight club

THE BEST DINOSAUR DOCUMENTARY OF ALL TIME, NO DOUBT ABOUT IT
THERE'S BLOOD, THERE'S ROARS, THERE'S EXPLOSIONS, ALL OF DAT
A: you wanna watch something educational

B: nah, let's just binge watch jurassic fight club
by Slogokonnor August 27, 2022
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ram island yacht club

ram island yacht club is the best. they always have the best instructors (except for seán 🤮). way better than ness
by heyyyy girlypop July 8, 2023
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