if you can't bear the fire, don't place the wood

used when a person provokes others but can't bear when they react, the teaser doesn't like and try to escape

John : You're so stupid Don
Don: I'm not as stupid as your sister
John : don't talk about my sister
Don: If you can't bear the fire, don't place the wood.

by dulce br June 24, 2009

do you want to make fire after school

1. It is a sex expression.
2. Asking someone to make an actual fire with you or just making an actual fire by yourself.

1. "Hey Jason, do you want to make fire after school?"

by MyPenis.org March 21, 2017

Ancient red belly fire spewing corka whale

A rare mythological feeling you get the day after consuming spagetti made with dave's insanity hot sauce while drinking rediculous amounts of bacardi.

Friend 1"Man how do feel after that crazy night yesterday? That spagetti was good wasn't it!" Friend 2"Well to put it bluntly I feel like the Ancient red belly fire spewing corka whale!!!

by fire spewer January 27, 2010

Let me stand next to your fire!

When you hear this, it means someone is requesting to put their face next to your butt-hole.
Whenever Jimi Hendrix used the phrase on stage, the bassist would launch a scorching fart in his face. He claimed it helped him "think outside the box."

At the wedding reception, when Mandy asked John to "let me stand next to your fire!" she didn't realize he had been holding in gas since the toast. He unleashed a furious wind upon her, lashing her hair back, and singeing off her eyebrows and nose hair. She pretended to be offended, but the clarity of mind was all that she had hoped for, and more.

by Sir Richard Branson February 14, 2008

You can't fire me because I quit syndrome

The inability to accept the inevitable or obvious after an event has already happened.

Boss: You're fired!
Loser: You can't fire me, because I QUIT!
Boss: I don't know what you're quitting- I already fired you.
Loser: I QUIT, ya hear?! QUIT!!
Boss (to Secretary): Barbara, call security. We've got another case of "You can't fire me because I quit syndrome"

by Sir Andrew May 20, 2007

an epic creature that will shoot fire at you if you get near it

when you look up cat on urban dictionary,

you get an epic creature that will shoot fire at you if you get near it

Person1: do you know what an epic creature that will shoot fire at you if you get near it is
Person2: WHAT?!??!
Person1:that's the urban definition of cat

by notPighy October 1, 2021

Blowing out the candle, when your house is on fire

Focusing on a less relevant or less important task when something major needs to be done.

Delaying the inevitable

Sarah: "Isn't you final year project due in for tomorrow?"
Robert:....yeah
Sarah" Then why aren't you working on it?"
Robert: "I'm checking UrbanDictionary..for a laugh"
Sarah:" You have to stop blowing out the candle, when your house is on fire dude"
Robert: "What does that mean?"
Sarah: "Check it on Urban Dictionary"
INSERT VICIOUS CYCLE

by hungryangrybill March 16, 2011