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Unhappy Banana

It is when you take a sharpie marker and draw a frown face on a banana, then proceed to use it as a sex device without lubrication.
You got your unhappy banana all dirty, Steve.
by Uncle Splat January 11, 2023
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Banana Badass

A person or organization that goes out of their way to stand up to bad banana business practices. Believer in Global Fairtrade Banana Domination.
If you buy Equifruit Fairtrade bananas, you automatically become a Banana Badass.
by equifruit November 29, 2023
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banana

a mushy fruit with a banana peel and green when not ripe.
Give me back my banana!
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Grandma banana

When ur grandma eats a banana with her asshole
Why did u lend that banana to ur granny she did a grandma banana?
by Boooka September 15, 2019
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Bananaism

The act of being racist/sexist/homophobic against banana people
THIS IS BANANAISM! YOURE RACIST AGAINST BANANAS!”
by bananadude3 March 19, 2023
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prehistoric bananas

bananas before they existed.
they're transparent bananas.
made of glass. terrifying.
edible, though, it tastes terrible.
you can't go anywhere except home or to seek medical care after eating prehistoric bananas.
dude, I just ate some prehistoric bananas and barfed in the toilet. I don't think I should go to work after eating prehistoric bananas.
by how did you find this November 22, 2021
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Alabama Banana Split

A sexual stunt involving a male and female - preferably siblings or first cousins - where the man shoves his thumbs into the meatus of his urethra and wrenches his hands sideways with enough force to rip the penis in half down to the base. The remaining urethra hole in the base is then filled with whipped cream, after which the destroyed penis is promptly given a blowjob by the female.
Holy shit, Greg just got given the Alabama Banana Split! I think he's going to bleed out!
by BonesTheWendigo July 29, 2021
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