electric banana 

When a man sticks his penis into a USB port on a computer.

Jimmy was so lonely Friday night, he gave himself an electric banana.

electric banana by theblackbananamanisback February 11, 2009

stale banana 

the new and improved word for "weenie"

Bob:"That kid is such a weenie"
Joe: "No he's a STALE BANANA"

stale banana by sincerelyyxmeee February 5, 2008

queer banana 

an extremely curved penis

i was givin James some domeski the other day, but his queer banana kept pokin my cheek! it bugged!

queer banana by em-dawg March 8, 2008

bradleys banana 

a term for a man/boy with a curved penis

person 1:dude did you hear about that guy hew stripped on webcam for that girl

person 2:yeah! didnt he have a "bradleys banana"

person 1:yeah she print screened it and sent it to everyone

bradleys banana by mist! October 6, 2009

Dirty Banana 

When a female covers a man's cock with honey, and after rolling it in the dirt, he penetrates her vagina repeatedly.

You'll be glad that's the case after you take this dirty banana!

Dirty Banana by Cheeno terrible April 15, 2011

mr. banana head 

a man with a huge dick, that uses it for prostitution, strip tease. fucks with women for money

We had fun with Mr. Banana Head.

mr. banana head by H1232 July 20, 2005

Rusty Banana 

A banana resembling a rusty johnson, i.e. a penis that is covered in shit after ass-fucking, except usually covered in a layer of nut butter from peanuts or almonds instead of shit.

Dude, that rusty banana looks like it's been up André the Giant's asshole.

Rusty Banana by chickenassholes November 15, 2010