Riding Dirty

Driving a car with the seat laid back, the male positions his cock, and the girl into the riding position. Both facing forward, she controls the steering wheel, while you control the acceleration and breaking with your feet. Since you have limited visibility, she will determine the drive speed based on how hard she rides you. The faster she rides the more you accelerate, the slower she rides the slower you go.

Jack: Gosh, I sure am hungry.
Liam: let’s go get food

Jack thinking “gosh I haven’t been riding dirty in forever, sure hope that happens”
*hops in car and Liam rides Jack dirty*
Jack and Liam: oh yeah!

by Smily pickle May 23, 2025

Stiggy back ride

When you get a piggy back ride from someone who stinks

That dude just gave me a stiggy back ride

by Theoblockian May 23, 2025

Red riding hood

Red- Colour/ Emotion: Anger/Red Indian/Fake red dot on forehead.

Riding-

Sexual Act/Reliance on something for success or credit.

Hood-Clitoris/Suburb

“Red Riding Hood seeks refuge at Woy Woy”

by NSV1983 June 8, 2025

DICK RIDING

dick riding; is when someone says or does something extra or unnecessary in a place or moment that it does not need to be said in just to get laughs or to make themselves look better than the person they’re targeting. But simply telling the truth isn’t dick riding

randomly saying something like; yo david your broke for no reason infront of a group of girls would be an example of “dick riding”

by jereepaid June 8, 2025

Zen Ride

Being the only person riding a roller coaster.

I managed to secure a zen ride on Top Thrill Dragster today!

by QueenieAUbaek July 2, 2023

no ride

The disability of acquiring a means of transport, usually used by a "Flaker" or "Loafer" as a pathetic excuse to serve their own condition.

"NO RIDE DOESNT MEAN FLAKE" -Carson (a known "Flaker")

by fuck y ou gaybowser July 9, 2023

Riding the wave

When you chain-eat multiple bowls of cereal in a row, and instead of drinking the milk, you pour more cereal on top of the milk and refill it.

Person 1: Dude i've got the munchies soo bad
Person 2: Here's some cereal, feel free to have some
Person 1: *begins riding the wave through three boxes of cheerios*

by viriondash August 2, 2023