jake moles

a person who will break your heart, someone who will give up and throw all your memories in the bin. He is not a great kisser and isn’t great during sex.
he’ll more likely get you pregnant within the first 39seconds he doesn’t like condoms and wanks every second of the day

jake moles likes to wank

by garry88 November 7, 2019

Jake

Weirdly flexible and insane but a good laugh

Yo ur like jake

by Anya fit November 11, 2019

Jake

a fully sick cunt with a massive horse cock who also is super attractive and pulls bitches like a magnet on crack.

i tried to suck Jakes dick but it didn't fit in my mouth

by Jake_semen27 November 22, 2021

Jake

Most have autism likes children to much and looks special with his hair and he needs a hair cut

The doctors have different name for autism its jake

by Poisyaaaing November 13, 2019

Jake

I love Jake :) almost as much as I love soup.

Jake and soup are great.

by Creeznutz June 15, 2025

Jake

Funny, annoying, dumb, most likely gay but doesn’t know it, dude that has a lot of female friends

“Ew, did you see Jake?”

by BbyBro October 27, 2019

Jake

Jake knows how to write a really good paper on procrastination. He is intelligent but is also the type of guy to randomly hug trees in the forest, and on occasion say "Ah that dude's got a big wagen."

Damn Jake is actually getting work, what a bitch

by Kieranscock December 7, 2021