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Sam

Bit of a dick but means well.

Obsessed with eggs but hates almonds
Person 1: Hey look there’s sam!
Person 2: bet he loves eggs
by Forg862 November 21, 2021
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Sam

The new friend that you seem to be crushing on no matter how much you don’t want to. Part of you knows that you’re only in love with the idea of them but that’s not enough to stop you. You hear them in every song. You see them in the cracks of the pavement on your long walks downtown. You know it’s a bad idea to fall for sam because they’re strictly off limits for reasons you don’t need to get into…. But how could you not fall in love with them? (They play guitar)
i SWEAR i won’t fall for Sam” (i’m lying)
by too_adicted May 6, 2023
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Sam Sheehan

A handsome, distinguished, threaded eyebrows, omega assed individual of exemanian nobility. Sam's entire personality revolves around his humongous dumb truck of an ass. Raised by women, Sam is very easy to upset. His trigger words include but are not limited to: "Exema", "eyebrows", "Pohlmann", "Father", and "Harriet Tubman". Sam can be found initially mellow, but upon saying one of these words he will quickly attack you over social media, and especially on Yik Yak.
by KanyeWest4Life April 21, 2023
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Sam

Jeez that Sam is quite sexy.
by Sam cull April 3, 2022
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Sam

The kindest person you will ever meet. He loves God, and he uses his religion to help others become better people. He reminds you that you are cared for and appreciated. He is perfect in every way, shape, and form. He will be therefor you whenever you need him. He is amazing at sports and is also extremely smart. He is hilarious, and will cheer you up with his bizarre humor whenever you need him. His favorite thing to do is help people. and even though it may not seem like it, he truly has a soft side and will be the best friend you will ever have.
Sam is amazing at soccer, I don’t know how he does that!
by fativy27 February 9, 2021
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Sam

The sweetest person ever. He is so caring,
some may even say he is skrunkly.
by Super_Epic_Person79 March 6, 2024
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sam

a really amazing guy, and the sweetest, most caring boy you’ll ever meet. the smoothest blonde hair, blue eyes, cute ass eye bags, tan skin. sam has the best music taste, and the funniest personality. the love of my life.
Look at that boy over there, he looks like a Sam”
by stupidgrl69 March 14, 2019
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