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sam grasso

Tradie: im gonna go to bunnings to get tools

Person: ha youre sam grasso
by noonga2minda November 6, 2019
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Sam

An absolute chad and model Sigma male. Built like an ox and Bob Ross had a love child. Will ghost you endlessly. A big weeb and a bigger stud. 10/10. Would recommend.
Person 1: Have you heard from Sam lately?

Person 2: No. He’s probably watching Doki Doki’s Bizzare Neon Ballz
by JoelyBagoli November 23, 2021
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Sam

Bit of a dick but means well.

Obsessed with eggs but hates almonds
Person 1: Hey look there’s sam!
Person 2: bet he loves eggs
by Forg862 November 21, 2021
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Evan Sam

Evan Sam is brown and friendly thats all.
Evan Sam is brown and friendly
by idk i like dick tionary August 24, 2022
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Sam

A tiny penis man who watches anime all day while jacking off
by Sexy god of 69 September 15, 2020
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Sam

The new friend that you seem to be crushing on no matter how much you don’t want to. Part of you knows that you’re only in love with the idea of them but that’s not enough to stop you. You hear them in every song. You see them in the cracks of the pavement on your long walks downtown. You know it’s a bad idea to fall for sam because they’re strictly off limits for reasons you don’t need to get into…. But how could you not fall in love with them? (They play guitar)
i SWEAR i won’t fall for Sam” (i’m lying)
by too_adicted May 6, 2023
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Sam

The kindest person you will ever meet. He loves God, and he uses his religion to help others become better people. He reminds you that you are cared for and appreciated. He is perfect in every way, shape, and form. He will be therefor you whenever you need him. He is amazing at sports and is also extremely smart. He is hilarious, and will cheer you up with his bizarre humor whenever you need him. His favorite thing to do is help people. and even though it may not seem like it, he truly has a soft side and will be the best friend you will ever have.
Sam is amazing at soccer, I don’t know how he does that!
by fativy27 February 9, 2021
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