October 5

National give your boyfriend balls today

Person 1: hey, it’s October 5th
Person 2: so?
Person 1: you have to give me your balls today

by LocalShampoo October 5, 2021

November 5

National hug your crush/bf/gf day!

"Hey lets hug because its November 5!"

by Chefnono♡ October 30, 2021

9/5/21

Was the best day ever spending time with Levi at the carnival

“Hey what’s he best day this year ?”
“Probably 9/5/21.”

by Juan:I don’t think so September 5, 2021

September 5

When your bsf gives u the best head of your life and you can’t do anything about it😝

On September 5th I got sloppy toppy

by Pesto bismol September 6, 2021

5 Onion Salad

when tears flow like you making a 5 onion salad

I was watching that cruise ship movie starring Leo with my GF. So many tears at the end i thought i was making a 5 onion salad.

by cr33k1 September 20, 2021

You’re So Chanel Number 5

Means the person in question is extremely High Maintenance. Has expensive tastes.

1. When she asked me my opinion of herself. I answered “You’re So Chanel Number 5”.

2. I answered “You’re So Chanel Number 5” she rolled her eyes at me in annoyance.

by Jlove973 September 27, 2021

5 o’clock in the morning

5 o’clock in the morning is Morningwood

- the time that you spend planning out the rest of your day

- a good chunk of people will be asleep

“It’s 5 o’clock in the morning the conversation got boring, you said your goin got bed soon, so I snuck off to your bedroom. Then I thought I’d just wait there....”

A lovely Tpain song from the 2000s, that should be loved by everyone.

I’m not even angry that nobody remembers it. But I liked to talk about it with my friends.

Psychologically it would be the most calming song to use to go to sleep.

At 5 o’clock in the morning someone will be having sex and thinking about me.

At 5 in the morning I’m usually asleep, but still love this song though.

“Boy’s used to sing this all the time on the bus. Zachary, would love this song.”

by Funimnothavingfundoyougetitnow July 19, 2021