ninja flaps

A female ninja. A woman well versed in the dark art of ninjitsu. An assassin of the fairer sex.

Bruce Lee: Fuck it...the evil triad are using a virtual army of deadly ninja flaps..
Friend: We are fucked now!

by Master Of Cunts May 11, 2008

Ninja Bomb

The descrete and tactical act of taking a large poop in the upper tank of the toilet in someones house you really fuckin hate. No matter how much you flush or spray deodorizor..that stank aint going away.

This party sucks, im gonna ninja bomb it and head on out. See ya.

by Gdaiv747 September 15, 2019

ninja-text

A text message that reaches your phone without making a noise, vibrating, or indicating in any way that you have received said text. The ninja-textee is shocked to find, minutes later, that there is a text in their inbox.

Guy: "Hello? You there? I've texted you like three times!"

Girl: "Oh fuck, sorry I didn't see the message!"

Guy: "Must've been a ninja-text!"

by TextMessageNinja November 27, 2011

Wax ninja

One highly skilled in the art of making skin silky smooth.

I went to get a brazilian from the wax ninja today

by Wax Ninja June 19, 2014

ninja mission

Any secretive adventure legal or not, good or bad.

Damn my in-laws are visiting again! Gotta go on a ninja mission to get high!

Sarah just got a new girlfriend. She works at the mall. Ninja mission?

Marah just had her baby, let’s go on a ninja mission tonight and drop off some food!

by YubNub83 September 5, 2019

Ultamite Ninja

A circle game that involves people doing only one move in an attempt to hit a persons wrist or hand to get them out. This game is widely popular among high school and college youth groups on the West Coast. Although not well known nationally or universally like tag or can be found on YouTube, its still extremely fun if taught by an experienced player.

Instead of getting into a fistfight, the Green West Valley Cross Country team challenged their archrival team Blue East Mountain Cross Country team to a game of Ultamite Ninja. Blue East wins but challenges Green West to Fast Ninja.

by TheGameSearcher December 31, 2009

Trident Ninja

Is Really Good At Mw. He makes Cod Mw Montages. The Songs Go Good With It. The Best Mw Sniper

His YouTube. Trident Ninja

by I Love Him Hear The bEst December 4, 2020