MOUTH DICK

Your tongue.

my mouth dick needs chinese take away

by ^^!$#@ August 20, 2022

Mouth-breather

Matthew Best

Damn they're such a mouth-breather

by spicyjfc August 27, 2022

Mouth Cocktail

When a male cums in a anothers mouth and mix the semen with saliva

"I made her swallow my mouth cocktail"

by Amekami123 August 28, 2022

Mouth Cocktail

Cum mix with spit in someones mouth

"I made her swallow my mouth cocktail"

by Amekami123 August 28, 2022

mouth ejaculation

When you are saying something before you mean to.

When you are saying something that you were thinking but didn’t mean to say it.

I heard “Your mom looks like a whore in those shorts” coming out of my mouth when it wasn’t supposed to, hence a mouth ejaculation.

by Forestdancer September 9, 2022

mouthing a gun

When you stick a gun in your mouth to cope with a stressful situation

"Damn I could barely watch the election results, I was mouthing a gun the entire time"

by Not very smart man November 7, 2022

Putting words in God’s mouth

Because that isn’t literally what the Bible does....

Hym “If man can’t literally speak with God, how is the Bible/All religious text not putting words in God’s mouth? (Which is something you accused me of doing) I don’t know, give my thing a couple of thousand years... We’ll see what happens...

by Hym Iam November 27, 2022