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ass patting

The act of re-assuring someone everything will be ok and no need to panic.
Example 1:

Guy1: This project is so complex, we need a full review of the detail! This isn't going to work.
Guy2: What the hell is with that guy?
Guy3: Don't worry, he just needs some Ass Patting, I'll buy him lunch later.

Example 2:

Employee: How come you never make any time for me?
Boss: OK Sorry whatsup?
Employee: My office chair hurts my back, bla bla bla.
Boss (In thought): *Man i'm so sick of this guy needing so much ass patting. I can't wait till we downsize him.*
Boss: I'll take care of that, keep up the good work!
by nypaliguy January 21, 2010
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ass gnome

a gnome that resides inside of someones ass
there is an ass gnome

in my ass
by Some Lazy-Ass Cracker May 26, 2009
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Ass You

Derived from "Fuck You" also "You're An Asshole"

When some one says something insulting to you, you say "Ass You" instead of saying more then you have to.
Man 1: "Dude you are some kind of ugly."
Man 2: "Ass You, Okay?, Ass You"
by Cory Lavery October 24, 2008
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coxswain ass

The itchy burning skin malady one gets from sitting on a boat all day with wet butt, with cotton shorts being the worst. Often experienced by coxswains, but may also be experienced by anyone who spends a lot of time sitting in sailboats, skiboats, canoes, etc. Note that the proper pronunciation of "coxswain" is "cocks'in".
After a long day of water skiing, everyone had a bad case of coxswain ass.

Stop the boat for a minute, I need to stand up, that coxswain ass is driving me nuts!

During that canoe trip in Deliverance, I'm guessing that Ned Beatty wasn't the only one that had a case of the coxswain ass.
by grind s. September 8, 2010
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Ass Harassment

The act of grabbing, touching, punching, kicking, or unwanted fucking of the ass of any living thing. A branch of sexual harassment, but more specific.
Tom is an Ass Harassment victim; he is forever scarred.
by A Shit Being December 28, 2010
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honey ass

Hi my name's is honey ass and I like to bounce
by Gurlbii September 5, 2019
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ass bug

A person with a huge ass. Like 90% ass.
She is such an ass bug. Like damnnn
by Sweet leaf babe October 12, 2013
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