God-stick

•Pronunciation: \'gäd-steek also ˈgȯd-steek\ •noun

1: a thing, usually cylindrical in shape of supreme value or the male genitalia.

2: a person that appears boastful and acts as if he/she knows what they're doing is right but obviously lacks the credentials to back it up.

"What a huge God-stick you have!"

"Please hand me the God-stick will you?"

"Don't be such a God-stick"

In the gym: "What a God-stick. He doesn't even look like a personal trainer, yet he's instructing the guy who appears much bigger than him."

by Nikorasu84 May 7, 2010

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God Church

A shitty sentence Jake Paul made up just for his stupid ass song.

#Logang4life

" hey bro have you boughten any god churches"
" bro, what the heak is that?"

"Its just some stupid thingas that Jake Pual mad up for no reason. Stupid right?!"

"Yrah definitley stupid!"

by HeyitssomebodywhohatesJakePaul October 21, 2017

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Hitmark God

A person who gets Hitmarkers on the daily

Person 1. "Damn Zayh your an Hitmark God"
Person 2. "YEP"

by Hitmark God February 18, 2017

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HOLY GOD

Ur mom

Holy god is not your mom

by roblox player 100000 December 11, 2018

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Zorb God

The omnipresent zorb God looks over all those in their zorb bubbles who are temporarily suspended from reality due to their marijuana intoxication. At nearly every stoner session the Zorb God is present. If there is a non weed smoker present at a stoner session, they are commonly known as 'zudas' and Zorb God will thus, prevent them from entering The Kingdom of Zorbs.

'Bruv I'm zorbing !'
'Don't worry, Zorb God looks after all those who are zorbing'.

by cunty5000 September 23, 2011

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