Person one: Hey will you go out with me?
Person two: Ummm well to be quite honest with you i would rather eat my own toe!
Person two: Ummm well to be quite honest with you i would rather eat my own toe!
by Tom Griffiths February 24, 2008
Deanne didn’t get the job at Marchesa , she was on time but she was wearing crocs
“What do you expect De, you can’t eat cheap and poop fancy “ - Shannon
DeAnne - *moons everyone tearfully*
“What do you expect De, you can’t eat cheap and poop fancy “ - Shannon
DeAnne - *moons everyone tearfully*
by OhmygodShannonDawn August 15, 2021
by EZ Peso February 21, 2019
Come here my Eat my ass Like a Cupcake girl
by Thenrkrjff October 01, 2020
The same thing as Steak & Blow Job Day, but you cut the steak up into tips and apply around the penis and have a female eat the steak with steak sauce while she is sucking your penis. This holiday is celebrated on March 14th
Cook & Cut the steak its Eat My Steak & Blow Job Day!
by PrestyPoo June 01, 2012
Kevin has a wife but still wants to have relations with his friend Samantha...
You can’t have your cake and eat it too.
You can’t have your cake and eat it too.
by lachichu April 17, 2019
The 12th of may is!
The day where you get to eat,lick,makeout with your milf moms pussy and give her the great time that slut needs
The day where you get to eat,lick,makeout with your milf moms pussy and give her the great time that slut needs
by Ilovemymilfmom May 12, 2023