National beat the living fuck out of your best friend day

Beat the absolute fuck out of your best friend on April 19th

I can’t wait for National beat the living fuck out of your best friend day!

by xx.l0ser.g0ldie.xx April 17, 2023

beat the queen

kicking British ass since 1789

Yeah, that's when we beat the queen.

by BrkLndrs May 9, 2015

Dead beat

A person who can’t get over the break up or divorce and rips the kids from the other person. A person who uses the children as a pawn and manipulates the family court system into abusing the victim even more because the victim chose to leave the abuse. A father who enforces child support knowing that mom doesn’t have an income because they were a full-time parent. Any parent who uses the children to hurt the other parent is a deadbeat.

The dead beat father who provides for the family but abuses the mother has taken mom to court over the children because she chose to leave a toxic environment. Now he’s taking her to court for child support knowing she’s the main caretaker & was 100% reliant on his income.

by Alienatedmom222 January 11, 2024

Dark Evil Beat

A song presented as serious but sounds intentionally bad.

Dark Evil Beat I've Been Cooking Up

by Bingledorf March 18, 2024

BEAT HOOVES!

An exclamatory order that compares a woman to a ungulate mammal (that which has hooves, such as a pig or a cow) while asking her to evacuate the premises so rapidly that it sounds like she's beating her hooves upon the ground.

Situation: A fat heifer comes up to a guy and asks him to Facebook her.

His reply would be:

BEAT HOOVES! (BITCH)!

by wizzle dizzle September 19, 2012

Beating it silly style

Beating your meat with both of your hands on the shaft and your feet behind your head while giggling like goofy

You hear that Jim was caught beating it silly style in Mr Jefferson’s class

by SenpaiFlared February 3, 2024

Beat it

1: what you say to someone when you want them to go away, as in "get lost"

2: a great song that Michael Jackson made in 1982

3: Chris Brown's motto

4: something you can't do in November

1: hey, Joe, beat it, you're in my seat.

2: "beat it" is my favorite Michael Jackson song.

3: remember, when you have girl problems, when all's in doubt, just beat it.

4: I beat it last night and failed NNN for the sixth year in a row

by El tipo guapo May 9, 2020