A beautiful, smart loving gorgeous dollar sign who cares about people and helps everyone and makes you the happiest human alive. Someone everybody needs and loves. Beautiful even though she doesn’t see it. Perfect in every way with a laugh like a Slim Shady LP song and a voice that can send you into Coconut mode instantly. Treasure that deserves to be treated with love and respect and showered with ramen noodles. Wife of The REAL Fake Slim Shady.
by K.A.M.I.K.A.Z.E. October 05, 2018
HES THE MOST AMAZINGEST PERSON EVER AND SO FLIPPING SMART AND DESERVES EVERYTHING IN THIS WORLD AND DONT EVEN DENY IT BTW
ok i'm not gonna add an example but this was written by the second most amazing person ever after sam ofc 😋
by second most amazing person November 20, 2021
I person that you can trust in but he is a retard and annoying most times. He can be kind but likes to act tough to look cool. If you have a Sam you need to keep him and get him a girlfriend.
by Shitty tittes November 22, 2019
Yes Sams can be jerks but they are easily lovable. If you see one give him a hug. After everything hes been through he deserves it.
by Bambi<3 November 12, 2021
by Bill Thomas Edwin May 15, 2020
by kiiiiiii May 07, 2020
A person who thinks he's funny when he's really not and is usually a red neck, he probably thinks he gets a lot of girls when really he just scares them away, also probably a pedophile when he's older
Sam isn't funny