1. When a cop who has cop hair grows their hair out, to blend in with us (the normal people), but doesn't cut it, and has cop-hair-shaped hair that's just longer. 2.One of the primary indicators of who is a cop.
by Tardigradous Friseur March 09, 2010
When someone's hair is comically without texture, a guy that uses mathematical concepts and the golden ratio to make his hair attract the least bitches possible, combs his hair and makes it look like plastic, uses gel like it's free and normally does shitty haircuts that make his face even more horrendous than it is, normally happens to white rich boys who think they have the best haircut in a 5 mile radius
"Jack thinks he's rocking his new haircut and style but little does he know it's just rich boy hair"
by Borzoilover February 05, 2024
by Big head lg February 05, 2021
Matted hair is when your hair gets so fucking tangled that it looks like lumps of hair on your head, it can also look like your hair is super wet and icky.
by Who resembles God April 06, 2021
The patch of hair thats grown directly under your bottom lip, that catches food that falls from your mouth.
by Justin Derenski July 11, 2008
by Y&•Illuninati April 24, 2015