Usually found in UK hotel rooms for pressing a sharp crease into trousers; a much maligned and seldom used item
He stood, like the trouser press, unloved and unused in the corner.
Mother had always said that a well creased touser would win the deal. Praise be! For the hotel's trouser press.
Mother had always said that a well creased touser would win the deal. Praise be! For the hotel's trouser press.
by Townsman December 30, 2014
When you have an incredible an irresistible urge for an ass itch from a roid flare up or swamp ass (residue left from a lack of a good wipe after dropping a deuce) and a manual clearing of the ass is needed. Most often this is expressed with a surface scratch on the outer layer of the pant. But on occasion, when no one is looking, and only when necessary, it is a full in hand on ass scratch free for all.
I ate taco bell tonight.
"yeah, so?"
I needed to the hit the head afterwards, but I mustn't have gotten it all because now I find myself Trouser plowin trying to get at the leftovers.
"yeah, so?"
I needed to the hit the head afterwards, but I mustn't have gotten it all because now I find myself Trouser plowin trying to get at the leftovers.
by Mannimal October 03, 2014
Guy #1 in elevator: Was that you, blowing that trouser whistle?
Guy #2 in elevator: Yeah.
Guy #1 in elevator: Dude! You couldn't wait to get out of the elevator first?
Guy #2 in elevator: Yeah.
Guy #1 in elevator: Dude! You couldn't wait to get out of the elevator first?
by JB_in_3D February 03, 2011
Describes that sinking feeling when you wake up in the morning after a drunken night out and you see a pair of camouflage combats lying on the floor and you just know your back door has been busted by another man
Jason: How'd ya go last night Lloydy?
Lloyd: Dont ask mate, woke up this morning with Timmy's Trousers
Jason: Fuckin Oath how do you feel about that?
Lloyd: Not good but I've had worse, at least he trims his hedge
Lloyd: Dont ask mate, woke up this morning with Timmy's Trousers
Jason: Fuckin Oath how do you feel about that?
Lloyd: Not good but I've had worse, at least he trims his hedge
by safarijon July 11, 2008
by Billindatheory January 23, 2009
"Trouser Trout" is the male equivalent of the female "Camel Toe". The Trouser Trout is visible when the male is aroused or when the pants are very tight. Some would say, the trouser trout is rising for the hatch.
Dick refused to stand when answering the question because he was packing a lunker of a "Trouser Trout". His Trouser Trout was in spawn mode as Dick eyed Jane's and Sally's budding camel toes.
by pseudoman6 January 29, 2016
like a thrid leg
by jack-u-late June 09, 2003