Capital Typer

A person who types like this

Hi I Am A Person Who Loves Cats And Guinea Pigs And I Hate Dogs

Why are people such Capital Typers?

by omgitsme23 August 28, 2017

dick capital

The social, political, and economic capital a male gains by being male

He got to speak over her in class - yeah, that’s dick capital right there.

by Spicy Kale June 17, 2018

Capital Fucked

When something does not work out for you and it affects your life in a negative way.

Person 1: “Oh shit, my computer just crashed and now I’ve lost all of my work!”

Person 2: “Get Capital Fucked, bitch.”

by A total slag February 23, 2023

Washington-Capital

Someone who greatly underachieves.

Dude, you had a 4.0 in high school and you flunked out of college? Your'e such a Washington-Capital!

by D-Train312 August 18, 2012

emotional capitalism

The pursuit of mutually beneficial interaction with others, and the rejection of altruistic, compulsory interaction without a definite purpose.

Common view of teenagers.

As a proponent of emotional capitalism, Ethan viewed the obligatory family gatherings as immoral.

by EmotionalCapitalist December 29, 2010

Capital Camps

The best Jewish sleep away camp ever!! The memories last forever and you feel the community everywhere.

I made so many amazing friends this summer at Capital Camps

by Kachowee August 17, 2019

Cuddle capitalism

We're selling you stuff to make you feel better about yourself and we care so we want you to be healthy. Sometimes the company doesn't care, they just pretend to, to increase sales.

Hmm I've noticed rather a lot of the adverts these days feature farmers, twittering birds and lots of waffling on about provenance...talk about cuddle capitalism overload.

by Sazzy J December 17, 2015