thong baby

The butt nugget left on the small of your thong from excessive wear, such as being the life of the party at grandma's wedding.

I have a thong baby I need to tend to!

by c-wats February 8, 2018

Superfluous thong

Normally found in Australia at festivals, on the side of the road, at a bus stop or in the middle of the desert. One of a pair of thongs, the most common of all Australian footwear and always there is only one... No one ever knows where the other one is. Common Australian beleif is that every now and then a thong gets sent back through space and time as an exchange for all the socks that dissapear...

"hey Brendon what is that you are wearing on your hand?"
"its a superfluous thong I just found over by that beer tent"

by Jikella October 1, 2009

Thong Daddy

A big bear boy. Someone that is bearish on the stock market and covers his face with a thong in shame.

Dude, look at that guy's options. Such a thong daddy.

by elevenchu May 7, 2022

de-thong

to pick your underwear out of your ass

Jennifer had a massive wedgie after slouching on the couch, so she reached back and de-thonged herself.

by dinglebutt December 18, 2011

jock thong

Retains the same functions as a regular jockstrap but with the addition a thong-type string in the rear part of the garment for aesthetic reasons as well as to offer extra coverage to one's backside/anus.

Man: "I'll see if I can find any jock thongs to buy, I wouldn't want any of the other guys to see my asshole in case I for any reason have to bend over, squat, kneel, or crouch in the locker room."

Boy: "I think that I might wear jock thong today, because I want that extra support for my butt, but I wouldn't want to feel so exposed in my backside."

Man: "Wearing this sexy jock thong tonight is guaranteed to score me some action with my partner--they won't be able to get their hands off me! The illusion, mystery, suspense, and sexual wonder is too much to hold back on."

by NotYourAverageUnderwearExpert February 20, 2014

thong-dollaz

Money made by strippers, esp. cash stuffed in their undergarments by strip-club patrons.

"Lemme guess, you used all your thong-dollaz on lipo and a boob job. Of course, in your line of work, those are tax-deductable."

by stolen identity December 10, 2008

Thong Shot

Push a females underwear to the side then proceed to have sex, while leaving the underwear left on the side of her clam region, this is useful for quick on the go sexual intercourse skipping the step of removing the undergarments.

I hit Brittany with the thong shot last night and she was very impressed

by Odellshitchestbeckham December 11, 2020