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Shite sex

A form of sex in which the guy shoves his dick up the ass of their partner, whether that be a guy or a woman, and the effect of this causes the person receiving the dick to end up having their bowels loosened so that they have to go and shite in the toilet aka taking a dump, or shitting. The guy manages to get his dick out quickly enough from the anus, but the partner shits all over the bed about 2-3 seconds later: a tiny amount of shit lands on the erected dick, which upsets the guy and makes his attempted sex act less interesting in the end.
Guy: Want to have a bit of sex in the bed?
Partner: Yeah, I'm in need of some anal.
*guy and partner proceed to get big dicks.*
Partner: Oh shit, stop penetrating me, I need to do a shit.
Guy: Oh shit! Getting my dick out now....
*Partner shits all over the bed 3 seconds later.*
Guy: Woah, that was close, I almost got shite sex!
by a_random_shitposting_troll February 15, 2025
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shite

A completely fucked up way of saying "shit" favored by people who think it's very important for you to know that they have read a book, or been to Europe, or are down with U2 or the Pogues, or any other losers from Europe and want you to immediately recognize how cool they are: "Hey! He said 'shite' instead of 'shit'! That's way cool!"

"Shite" is never said by black people, even in Europe, because it will never, ever be cool. Seriously, did Shaft ever say "shite"? Did Ice-T ever say "shite"? I think we're done here.
Shite, I'm an enormous wish-I-had-the-balls-to-be-a-fag!
by Stalker Patty May 4, 2011
mugGet the shitemug.

Stage Shite

When a certain circumstance makes you get too nervous to produce any poo.
After making awkward eye contact over the cubicle door, Ryan got Stage Shite in the library toilets
by TimbolaArcade November 16, 2020
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shite

The Bri'ish way of saying shit. They dislike it or think that it is very poor quality.
"The world is going to shite."
by blAnch4r3tzs53reeeej44 December 1, 2024
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Shite Hause

Used to describe a team who doesnt know when they are trash and gets dominated on the football pitch. Chat shit but can't back it up and are normally carried by one player. This can be used at any level of football to describe their team like a house which is about to fall down
That team we played on sunday really are a Shite Hause. How bad were they
by KlawDabbe July 26, 2019
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shite-seeing

Let's go shite-seeing in the toilet.
by 🅰️ December 23, 2024
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Shite

Fuck Leitrim they’re shite, Mayo is better
by Breadcicle September 29, 2021
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