Ryder

literally always has the hottest voice

person 1: hi Ryder!
ryder: hey!
person 1: faints

by lizziethebean November 22, 2021

Scandinavian Ryder

Basically Ryder just a tad longer hair and is white as fuck tbh we don't even know if hes scandinavian

Scandinavian Ryder and Ryder are the same nigga

by niggafagott November 30, 2019

Ryder

Ryder is an ugly fat guy he is not cute at all he Is a HOG

Eww look at that ryder

by Mr.stripes September 10, 2021

Daniel Ryder

Has a great choice of friends, can be a little camp when he pulls out a comb in public for his hair, loves being single, hates not having sex for so long, loves raving to dupstep of most sorts and Frank Klepacki.

"Did you see Jay last night, he was so wild!"
"yeah! He is a potential Daniel Ryder in the making!"

by MCBOI69 July 31, 2012

Ryder

Ryder never learned the days of the week

"Ryder, what day is it today?"
"I don't know. I came out of my mom's vagina with my brain fried!"

by CaeAltinha10 May 22, 2024

Ryder

Ryder is a pretty nice guy. He’s up to do anything even if he doesn’t know you! He’s always a caring person, and absolutely loves to compete in his favorite sport. He has a really nice family, and him and his brother are stuck together like glue. Ryder s got the looks and the personality. He’s definitely a keeper. He can relate to anything with you! Even the weirdest crap lol. I would definitely marry a Ryder. The one I know is so nice and caring and everything any girl would want. He knew my name before I knew his. Everyone loves Ryder

Everyone says only good things about Ryder.

by Apersonwholovessportsandmusic October 11, 2020

Ryder Pink

This man is a very nice human being. His last name is pink because if you know you know ;). He also tried the great act of Slovakian Traffic Cone but he wasn't really a fan of this! He also carries his Australian Football Team and will one day make the AFL. He also has a massive penis and has a hard time carrying it around because of his skinny, 5'9 stature.

Me: Oh How I Wish My Penis Was As Big As Ryder Pink's!
You: He Is So Dreamy For Real!!!

by GigaMan77 August 28, 2024