jumped the shark

was: a cool web site where you could vote on when shows jumped

is: a lame web page on TV Guide

1. jumptheshark.com jumped the shark when it went to TV Guide.

2. Kid: Dad, I think that Bewitched jumped the shark when Dick York left the show.
Dad (under his breath) *whippersnapper*

by LexAveNYC June 10, 2009

jump and dump

When your in the shower and you jump out, shit, and hop back in.

(Its very hard to wipe your ass when it’s wet btw)

Sorry i took so long in the shower, i had to resort to a quick jump and dump

by Sketchy S November 5, 2017

jump bones

to jump somebodys bones is to fuck / have sex with somebody

"DA-YUM GURL YOU LOOK FINE! i wanna jump your bones (jump bones)."

by GOONIEGOON May 2, 2006

Elevator Jumping

Leaping from the top of one elevator to the next. Usually involving the use of alcohol. Usually fatal.
Like that scene with Shaobo Qin in Ocean's Thirteen, more or less.

SW Resident: "Dude, did you hear about Rob? That crazy fucker went elevator jumping!"

His Buddy: "Whoa. Is he ok?"

SW Resident: "Nope. He died."

by The Apollo August 2, 2008

Billy jump

The act of severely kicking someones ass!

Dude, if Eric doesn't quit running his mouth I'm just gonna have to billy jump his ass!

by Bichael December 19, 2008

mong jump

paralympic sport for absolute mongs. current world champ: Jamie Smith

go and practice the mong jump you fucking spastic.

by mong1234 December 15, 2011

Jumping the Doodle

The act of double handed masturbation under the guise of playing doodle jump.

An example of the trick in action:

"Dude, why are John's hands under the table"?

"Relax, man, he's only jumping the doodle".

by Reginald Vasquz June 19, 2010