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Jordanism

A word, or a phrase that will utter a complete shock on everyone else .
“I’m gonna go *** myself

What did you just do a jordanism
by Word bukkake December 11, 2021
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Jordan

A unit of measurement: specifically, the smallest measurable unit of work.
"This place is a mess! Has anybody done any work in here?"
"Jordan, just about."
by Fles September 21, 2022
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Jordan

The most incredible, loving boy you've ever met. Although it may take a while for you to fall in love with him, there is no way you'll be able to resist him once you get to know the real him. He has the most incredible eyes and you can't help but feel safe when he holds you. Jordan may take a long time to open up to you but when he does you really do know that he trusts you. He will always be there for you when you need a shoulder to cry on or if you just want to go out and have fun (he's always up for a party). He's never in a rush and is more than happy to go at your pace, he always puts his girl first. He makes the most incredible boyfriend in the world, and although he may annoy you at times, before you know it you will have been with him for a year and you will never ever want to let him go!

If you can get yourself a Jordan, do not hesitate to take the oppurtunity. Keep him and make sure you never let him go, no matter the bad times you may go through ( but please don't take my Jordan, I'm far too in love with him already )
I love you Jordan, more than I think you know.
by Just your girlfriend June 18, 2018
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Jordan

Jordan is an pretty ass girl. If u fuck with her she will beat your ass period. Yes she has hater but she don’t care u just show off to them how her life great and a little bad but showing them, they hating make her life feel life a movie because in movies everyone got haters. She very pretty and smart. She bomb as fuck and if u had her u ain’t getting her back period.
Guy: dam I had Jordan then I loss her

Same guy : I’m finna ask her out
Jordan: u had me now u lost me You ain’t getting me back
by Mess up chocolate February 25, 2019
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Jordan

Jordan is a great guy who loves all his friends and will trust what you say he is kinda shy when you first meet him but he turns out cool
by Love puppy's July 23, 2018
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Jordan

The act of repeating someone's idea more loudly and claiming full credit.
by Uncle Cactus November 7, 2019
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Jordan

Jordan begged nicely for titties
Michael : "Yo Jake, did Jordan get titties?"
Jake : "Yeah, Jordan got titties from an 70 years old woman because he begged nicely."
by IGetTitties June 20, 2023
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