Normally a name associated with huge douches that go to crossfit, brag about lifting heavy stuff, and can't hold their liquor.
Dude, did you hear about that guy that talks about crossfit all the time and makes lame jokes? Yeah, such a Jonathan.
by Crossfitisstupid October 13, 2018
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tyler:yo Adam why does Jonathan talk so much.
Adam: bro I dont know but hes toxic af.
Tyler:let's cut him off
Adam: bro I dont know but hes toxic af.
Tyler:let's cut him off
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Girl 2:Haha I was actually gonna fuck him,what a loser.
Girl 2:Haha I was actually gonna fuck him,what a loser.
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Can you believe he said that God will never forgive me? He's such a Jonathan.
All he does is smoke and complain about other races- what a Trump loving Jonathan.
All he does is smoke and complain about other races- what a Trump loving Jonathan.
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