spankin slime

lubricant used for masturbation i.e. "jerking off" or "spankin it" also known as motion lotion

Oooh, a new porno in the mail...fuck, where did i put my spankin slime?

by Chaos Spawn March 18, 2010

Slime Tube

Slang for a woman's vagina. Generally speaking this is not the preferred nomenclature among women.

I spent some time exploring the slime tube with Sally last night.

by Iamabadpersonandaselfishlover May 06, 2011

Slime Tube

1. A nasty, filthy place.
2. Slang term for a woman's naughty bits.

1. That back alley over there is such a Slime Tube!
2. That girl's Slime Tube made a cyst the other day.

by Slime Tuber May 06, 2011

baby slime

Baby Slime, is the harmless, and yet disgusting drool, constantly dripping out of a young child's mouth. It gets on nearly everything and everyone they come in close contact with.

It gets especially worse when the child is teething, gnawing and sliming up at all the things it can get it's tiny hands on.

Alex let his niece play with his keys, and was horrified when they were returned with a thick layer of baby slime all over them.

by CaSimone March 14, 2017

yeast slime

Yummy cunt juice from the annals of love.

lets lick some yeast slime.

by SmashNorms235112 October 09, 2010

pimp slime

When your gabbing is so good, you become a woke bloke and everyone wants to be surrounded by your excellence.

Giuseppe couldn't even pretend like he wasn't aware of how well he was talking at the horse festival. He continued to drop the pimp slime so good that everyone stopped their conversation and listened to him. Giuseppe got 3 girls pregnant that night.

by woke bloke October 29, 2018

slime poker

Slang for a straight guy.

He's not gay, he's a slime poker.

by Woodbeard February 26, 2020