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Sometimes it's hard to resist the urge to drive right off a fucking bridge 

man drives right off a fucking bridge
Man: Sometimes it's hard to resist the urge to drive right off a fucking bridge HHHhahaha oh look there's one
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Holy Fucking Shit What the Hell was That 

When something totally unexpected or messed up happens, this would be the appropriate way to react.
When a random flying unicorn dies from the impact of crashing into your garage, you would say: "Holy Fucking Shit What the Hell was That?"

Or after watching Oprah for the first time, at the end you would say: "Holy Fucking Shit What the Hell was That?"

fucking sally up the ass 

put ur dick and/or stuff up a fine girls ass and do not take it out.
johnny is fucking sally up the ass with a big pickle.

shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass mother fucker! HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE!!!!! 

a term of eggman getting angry about shadow pissing on his wife
shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass mother fucker! HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE!!!!!

What the fuck did you fucking say about me 

This is the beginning of a copypasta of a 'Navy Seal' talking about how he's better than you
Kid 1: man you suck at Call of Duty
Kid 2: What the fuck did you fucking say about me, you little bitch?

Hella Fucking Balls-off-the-Wall Awesome 

A person, place, or thing that is mindblowingly awesome to the point where it is Hella Fucking Balls-off-the-Wall Awesome. This type of intensity may cause someone and others around them to explode or spontaneously combust.
Daniels sunglasses where so Hella Fucking Balls-off-the-Wall Awesome him and his friends caught on fire then exploded causing the remains to fly in all different directions.