Shit Booger

When a man (or a lady donning a strap-on) unknowingly hijacks a small piece of poo from anothers anal region upon removal of their pleasure tool.

Right, Matt you need to have a word with your dad because I've picked up so many shit boogers off him my penis is starting to look like a choc-chip muffin.

by The boogerman July 28, 2011

Wooly Booger

A hillbilly step-mother's term for a curly overgrown hairy outside of a female's vaginal area.

Whal, you cain't wear that to the pool, everbody's gonna see yer wooly booger from a mile away.

by SA Step October 20, 2010

Booger Breath

The savage smelling breath you get after a long night of partying.

Adam's booger breath was disgusting when he got home.

by AE-Robs August 7, 2009

booger bulge

The beautiful bulge of a woman's vagina (her booger) that is visible when she wears nothing but panties or a bikini bottom. The booger bulge looks all soft and lovely.

"Hey come look this picture of this chick in her panties... look at that gorgeous booger bulge!"

or

"Hurry up, gymnastics is on! We are going to see some incredible booger bulges!"

by tizzle cake February 12, 2010

queef boogers

chunks of cum that fly out after hard rough sex

"DUDE queef boogers, watch out!"

by tootly timm June 24, 2009

Hair Booger

A booger-like lump found in your hair which appears as the result of applying too much hair product, or not spreading the product out properly. It looks suspiciously like a booger which leads to you having to explain the product mishap to those who point it out, so they don't assume it is a real booger in your hair.

Cam: What's that in your hair? Looks like a big booger... (reaches out to pick out out but recoils as he thinks it is a booger)

Jake: Crap... it's a hair booger, too much fudge on the hair this morning...

Cam: Yeah riiiiiight.... more like you picked a winner and scratched your head after....

by YuckitUp July 25, 2010

Toe-booger

(tōˈboŏgər); noun. The greyish-black substance that amasses between the appendages of a human foot; an accumulation of sweat residue, debris, and/or sock lint that releases an unpleasant odor.

His feet smell terrible! He must have a lot of toe-boogers.

by toebooger May 6, 2012